Turd, the hero we deserve

Water Cooler
#1

You must stop this event.

#2

I’m tasking you with surveilling this event. get incriminating photos and transmit to me via Protocol Zeta. I’ll take care of the rest.

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Godspeed PATRIOT!

#3

HA! fantastic ohai. excellent detective work - you are well on your path to the light.

#4

…but not the one we need right now.

#5

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