Understatement of the year
Once I was sit in a bench of a park listening to some music while waiting the friends. Suddenly a dude gets closer to me from the left and tell me “u weird bro”. Then he left.
That sh.iit was weird!, even felt a cold in the back. Cringe.
they shouldn’t have done the lottery. they should have offered whatever their best offer was and then wait until someone volunteers. the longer people wait, the higher chance someone is going to go “awww f@#$%, i’ll go, i have to go piss, give me the money”. seriously, they should’ve made them wait on the tarmac for an hour and see who breaks. this should be the policy.

they shouldn’t have done the lottery. they should have offered whatever their best offer was and then wait until someone volunteers. the longer people wait, the higher chance someone is going to go “awww f@#$%, i’ll go, i have to go piss, give me the money”. seriously, they should’ve made them wait on the tarmac for an hour and see who breaks. this should be the policy.
100% agree. The easiest and cleanest way of all.
It took 4 officers to remove a 69 year old, 150 pound dude? LMAO
They should have dissolved oxypowder in the in flight beverages, then announced that the airplane bathrooms were out of order. The moment someone can’t hold it and runs out to the gate to do it, too late, plane takes off.
You know, if there is a problem that can’t be solved by oxypowder, I don’t know what it is.
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They should have dissolved oxypowder in the in flight beverages, then announced that the airplane bathrooms were out of order. The moment someone can’t hold it and runs out to the gate to do it, too late, plane takes off.
You know, if there is a problem that can’t be solved by oxypowder, I don’t know what it is.
Sun Tzu once said “All enemies must pee, therefore control the toilet”
#BSdoesntgetit
Sun tzu once said "the night before a battle… give every soldier 4 glasses of water… that way they will all wake up early for the battle… but also burn all the toilets… thus they will be motivated to win the battle, and to move quickly… to do this is to make a “yellow ground.”

frankybarnes:
ltj:
frankybarnes:
I’m shocked nobody helped him fight those thug security guys, if I were there it would have been a brawl. Those douchs would have regretted it and I’d be grinning in jail with 2 black eyes
Whoa, we got a regular Mark Wahlberg over here.
untrue, actors pretend to be something there not
With the exception of Mark Wahlberg who actually was charged with attempted murder and cut a deal to plead guilty to assault.
i saw worse during my time in the Great War and it is nothing this old veteran can’t handle - be glad you have the right to learn about Marky Mark.

higgmond:
frankybarnes:
ltj:
frankybarnes:
I’m shocked nobody helped him fight those thug security guys, if I were there it would have been a brawl. Those douchs would have regretted it and I’d be grinning in jail with 2 black eyes
Whoa, we got a regular Mark Wahlberg over here.
untrue, actors pretend to be something there not
With the exception of Mark Wahlberg who actually was charged with attempted murder and cut a deal to plead guilty to assault.
i saw worse during my time in the Great War and it is nothing this old veteran can’t handle
What are you talking about. There are no living WWI vets.
so the guy is suing
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/united-passenger-legal-action_us_58ee9163e4b0bb9638e10e13
Nothing new, just more corporatism.
The internet is on fire with naive “vote with your wallet” and “hopefully their stock will get hit”. Nope, it won’t work humans.
frankybarnes:
higgmond:
frankybarnes:
ltj:
frankybarnes:
I’m shocked nobody helped him fight those thug security guys, if I were there it would have been a brawl. Those douchs would have regretted it and I’d be grinning in jail with 2 black eyes
Whoa, we got a regular Mark Wahlberg over here.
untrue, actors pretend to be something there not
With the exception of Mark Wahlberg who actually was charged with attempted murder and cut a deal to plead guilty to assault.
i saw worse during my time in the Great War and it is nothing this old veteran can’t handle
What are you talking about. There are no living WWI vets.
i was talking about the Great War on Christmas that i fought in the winter of '013, and i don’t mind telling you it was hell
http://mashable.com/2017/04/12/united-airlines-new-video/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#j7uLGhZLiPqW
Edit: Wrong thread.

GuyOnABuffalo:
^ Dude is gonna get paid.
By what? Suiting the govt?
Chicago Aviation Department police officers dragged him off. Once they’re called, United’s going to say it was out of their hands. Chicago PD will say, “look, we do way worse than that to unarmed people” and call it resisting an officer. I mean, they’ll give officers paid leave for shooting an unarmed man, then reinstate them, what do you expect here?
FYI…Dude got paid. https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/857678406565187589

Black_Swan:
GuyOnABuffalo:
^ Dude is gonna get paid.
By what? Suiting the govt?
Chicago Aviation Department police officers dragged him off. Once they’re called, United’s going to say it was out of their hands. Chicago PD will say, “look, we do way worse than that to unarmed people” and call it resisting an officer. I mean, they’ll give officers paid leave for shooting an unarmed man, then reinstate them, what do you expect here?
FYI…Dude got paid. https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/857678406565187589
How much do you think he got - $5 mil? I heard he had a good lawyer
GuyOnABuffalo:
Black_Swan:
GuyOnABuffalo:
^ Dude is gonna get paid.
By what? Suiting the govt?
Chicago Aviation Department police officers dragged him off. Once they’re called, United’s going to say it was out of their hands. Chicago PD will say, “look, we do way worse than that to unarmed people” and call it resisting an officer. I mean, they’ll give officers paid leave for shooting an unarmed man, then reinstate them, what do you expect here?
FYI…Dude got paid. https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/857678406565187589
How much do you think he got - $5 mil? I heard he had a good lawyer
Anyone’s guess really but i’m picturing multiples of millions. Think of all the schmucks around the country who took the $800 and got their asses off of planes this last year without incident.
BTW- should I further emphasize the fact that BlackSwan was wrong and I was right?