Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy! not a woke thread! Nagging COUGH! WTF!

Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy (hey, what up, girl?)Grab my glasses, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city (let’s go)Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack’Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back

so ive been sick for a solid 10 days. runny nose gone. fever gone. headache/muscle ache gone. I FEEL GREAT but y cant i get rid of the cough. literally no more phlegm. dry as fuck! plans guys?! its new years and i kinda dont want to be coughing when i go out.

Nerdy, how does Kesha compare to the women often referenced in your stories? Obviously, they are best if a bit trashy, since that… er, lowers the hurdle for escalating your interaction. However, is it possible to be too trashy, or is it the utility function monotonic?

If you don’t have time to see a doctor, go get some free consultation at any pharmacy, pharmacist will recommend something otc

im nyquilling it up already. lol.

i mean what is really the definition of trashy women?

i think for most people, chicks who are very open and down to do fun things is trashy, and imo that kind of mind set is trashy, not to mention boring.

but yea i agree some are trashy. some have like had kids when they were in their teens. lol. but even if im not trying to bang, sometimes i just enjoy the conversation of it all. i am naturally curious into the business of others. like today, i was talking to someone who had a love one that died. she was complaining at how expensive funerals are. so naturally i did the research on the returns for buying funeral plots. anyways neither here nor there. lets focus on get well schemes. thx much.

The OG remedy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nin_Jiom_Pei_Pa_Koa

this ish is the real deal.

I took some Chinese herbal powder once that cured diarrhea instantly. I’m not sure what was in it, but I suspect it either destroyed 5% of my liver or increased by libido 10% as a side effect.

maybe it just caused the neurons around your sphinct3r to fire and contract indefinitely. you should probably get that checked out. how long has it been?

What the heck, I got the cough crap too and feel terrible. Hook me up with some Sizzurp Nerdy.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink we do it right, gettin’ slizardSippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6Now I’m feelin’ so fly like a G6

i only got a lil bit of promethazine left. gonna mix it to my honey jack for my sippy cup!

Medically speaking, 5% of your liver is broken down to make your balls 10% more potent.