any of you in with that gym?
HAHAHAHA,
I had some rough coaches but no one that bad, he could do stand up. those guys do suck though…
LOL, so funny.
“Everything isn’t for everybody”
Quote of the year.
“Even though I’m training a bunch of… f***ing nerds.”
“That’s a hook, retard.”
Two of my favorites.
“You don’t see me going to motherf***ing Wall Street, picking up a f***ing briefcase trying to type, do you?”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The way I read the title of this thread, I had a picture in my head of badass investment bankers punching nerds.
I was on the heavy bag tonight at my side gym and doing jump rope and stuff and these two chicks were just eye fucking the shit out of me. They were early 20s, of course. They started jump roping as well. The hotter chick actually was pretty decent at jump rope. She was crossing ropes and stuff like that. Cute blonde chick. She eventually came up to start talking to me and asked if I could give her any tips or something, so I helped with her footwork a little bit. Her low kick was bad, it looked like she wasn’t even trying. But, she had a good high kick. Actually, when we started training a bit she seemed/looked hotter than I thought originally, so gave her my card.
She did one high kick, and I said ‘you’ve done this before, haven’t you’. She said “I’m actually a kickboxing instructor.” lol - she works at one of those cardio popup kickbox places. Also, she was wearing these ridiculous shorts that when she kicked, you could basically see her ass cheeks. They weren’t super trashy as she could pull them off, but definitely were a little scandalous. She had a nosering as well. I rode my road bike to the gym tonight and did a 24 mile cooldown/tempo/interval ride to wind down.
lol… you just met your future wife, dear 
^riiiiiiight 
Love this story!
^ skirt skirt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo14xGYwWd4
You get the bag and fumble it I get the bag and flip it and tumble it (yeah)Straight out the lot, 300 cash (cash) And the car came with a blunt in it (yeah) Lil mama a thot, and she got ass (thot) Then she gon’ fuck up a bag (yeah) Pull up to the spot, livin’ too fast (yeah) Droppin’ the dope in the stash (yah) In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me (ooh, brr, ayy)Drop the top when it’s cold (drop top) But you feel the heat (skrrt, yah, ayy)Be real with me Keep it 100, just be real with me (ayy) Eat it up like it’s a feast (whoa, eat it up) They say the dope on fleek (yep)
I saw this kickboxing chick again today. I passed her on my bike today on my way home on the bridge. I was downtown earlier and stopped at this cafe to get some food. I think I was at about 28 miles, which is when I usually try to stop. I get hungry at 13mi or so. I meet another 20 year old chick at this cafe. She was the cashier/barista, but because I kept eating so much food, I kept running into her at the register. She was pretty cute too. A real nerd looking type with red hair and glasses, but hot nerd kind of girl. She said she was a sophomore or something. When I first walked in I got a latte with 4 shots and this brick bar full of nuts, seeds, and dried fruit that looked like it was 600 cal and was $5, which is pretty good, so I got both of those things. She rang me up, but I said I was going to get more stuff and I don’t think she heard me correctly, so just paid and told her I was going to get more stuff too. Well, I go to the other part of this cafe where they order food and get like $50 worth of food by the pound. I got two salmon filets, large kale salad, potatoes and asparagus, and a pea mix with bacon bits. I come back to check out with her and it was her and this other brunette behind the counter and the brunette chick was just staring at me hardcore through the coffee machine cracks, it was really creepy. Anyway, the red haired chick, Mara rang up all my stuff and said something like ‘do paper bags work for you?’ And I was like ‘no, I’m going to eat this here’. Same reaction that everyone gives me, she got all wide eyed and leaned over the counter and kind of put her head in her hands and just started deeply staring at me and said nothing. I was like uh, yeah thanks. I couldn’t really tell if she was bewildered or … dumb. But, I didn’t know at the time and was really hungry so sat down to eat. I just basically poured everything into one big pile. Sometimes the rooms I sit in to eat have sound that carrys directly to me from other locations across the room. The acoustics were like that today and shortly after I sat down, the brunette chick says “we have one cute guy that comes in today and he orders a shit ton of food and then sits down and won’t stop looking at his hands.” I guess I was looking at my hands. I typically inspect my hands after a heavy cycling or kickboxing session. I’ve messed up the derma on my hands a few times, and the days off are a pain. I don’t want to wear gloves and reposition many times during stand up interval drills on the bike to avoid using the same areas over and over again. So, yeah I was looking at my hands. Then I hear the brunette chick say ‘theres no way he’s going to finish all that food’. Which, if I hear this said in a restaurant, I have to finish everything. But, today I was actually really famished and killed everything pretty quickly. I need to kill a bit more food and was sitting by the ice cream cooler the whole time and was eyeing up this gourmet ice cream mint chocolate chip sandwich. So I got one of those and two pieces of fried chicken tenders (I peeled off 80% of the breading). But, I like the way fried chicken is cooked, it makes it juicy. This chick Mara was definitely surprised to see me again and we started talking and it turns out she is really into astrophysics and that is her major in college. Then I said “oh so you know Carl Sagan, right?” She kind of almost started jumping up and down and said “I’m reading the Pale Blue Dot right now!!!” But, then I realized I couldn’t remember who Carl Sagan was or why I said that and I was actually thinking of Neil Degrasse Tyson. So I said, “no, I haven’t read that book, but I’ll have to check it out.” Then she says grinning “I’m so glad you said Carl Sagan, I typically hear Neil Degrasse Tyson.” I’m thinking, I don’t know how I found myself in this cafe. Then she tilts her head at a slightly larger angle to the side and gives me ‘dreamy’ look and I realized I need to get out of there. I was like ok yeah cool nice to meet you and then had my chicken tenders and ice cream sandwich with the rest of my latte. After eating all that food I went across the bridge for bridge repeats and only did one today. But, at the end of the first one was when I saw that kickboxing chick. I was just drenched in sweat and didn’t have a shirt on or anything and I actually passed her twice without recognizing her, but did think that chick was pretty hot, whoever she was. I was headed on the decline and then turned around for the repeat and saw her walking downward. I turned around again and cruised up and tapped her on the shoulder and scared the shit out of her, haha. She didn’t recognize me with the glasses/no shirt or whatever, but I took my glasses off and she lit up and started smiling and stuff. Then she said she went to the gym we went to today and asked me what I was doing and stuff, but we were in the middle of the decline and I was in the middle of repeats, so just wanted to say hi, so when it looked like she was about to launch into some story and she like inhaled, I quickly said ‘yeahhhh - well good to see you … later’, then rode off to continue the repeats. TLDR - I saw the kickboxing chick again and we were both wearing even less clothes this time. so… #winning She had on those tiny shorts on and a sports bra - she was running the bridge, but must have finished as she was near the end and was walking when I saw her.