What a Week!

Water Cooler
#1

Well, how was the first week of August for everyone? I had one fugged up week.

  1. Two old flings from nearly a decade ago each contacted me to see what’s up. I think there is something in the air. One is single and living in Mississippi teaching and the other is an unemployed single mom with 2 kids. Needless to say I didn’t bother following up.

  2. Some zip with Primerica contacted me insisting he can help me with financial freedom. I nearly told him to go hacksaw.

  3. Some dude called me ranting and axing why the fk I was calling and texting his wife…thing is, I have no idea who he’s talking about. He had a Southern Accent and I wonder if it was some Alabama girl I slammed awhile back. Oh well.

And so on.

Primerica aside, I have women issues.

You can lose a lot of money chasing tail, but you’ll never lose a lot of tail chasing money.

#2

unemployed single mom with 2 kids?

That doesn’t sound like a trap at all.

#3

Hopefully, one or both is not secretly your kid…

#4

Primerica…LOL

#5

Nah, no way.

#6

Frankly I know nothing about them. Arn’t they the lottery scratch off equivalent of financial advisors?

#7

at least a chubby chick didnt steal your wallet, amiright?

#8

I think that the way you talk about single moms should be adressed. Afterall they have the hardest job in the world. lol

#9

A woman called my cell phone last week looking for a therapist who she was supposed to call when she’s having one of her “situations”.

Felt bad for the girl, could feel the desperation cutting through the phone.

#10

Call her back. After all, you cannot spell “therapist” without “rapist”.

#11

Is this a livejournal?

#12

In summary, they will sell you high-premium term life insurance, will try to consolidate your consumer debt by refinancing your mortgage with a high interest rate and double the normal closing fees, and then advise you to “invest the difference” of paying permanent life insurance premiums vs. term life insurance premiums into their A-share mutual funds. Lastly, they will try to get you to join their MLM cult, offer you a “job” to lead a new branch office in your area.