https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pizza-hut-worker-fired-over-joke_us_5a38a387e4b0c65287abd0a4
LOL Great joke!
Unless you are a celebrity gynec. You can then eat it, grab it, do whatever you want with it. They will let you because deep inside they love it.
This off color humor is beneath the high standards or intellect and propriety that are characteristics of this forum.
Yes, but have you considered this: 
seeiously have you seen the thread where some guy was talking about how the square root of 69 is 8 something
My ex-gf didn’t like 69. She was all about position 77. It’s exactly the same as 69, except you get 8 more.
- Works better when spoken.