what do you do if this is your kid?

Water Cooler
#1

http://deadspin.com/we-turned-spelling-bee-loser-jacob-what-williamson-i-1583612254

kid is clearly a tool and will have problems in life. was thinking what would i do if that was my son. i couldnt come up with anything.

thoughts?

#2

beat him

#3

Either disown him or convince others he took most of his genes from his mother.

#4

Convince everyone that your wife banged someone else to produce the kid. Better to have a reputation as a cuckold than to be genetically associated with him.

#5

i just learned this weekend what this word meant LOL

#6

Age 15 and in eighth grade might explain a bit.

#7

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/30/chinese-kid-draws-all-over-dads-passport-dad-gets-stuck-in-south-korea-4745289/

what would you do if your kid draws all over your passport the night before the CFA exam… …?