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When I drink
The pain goes away
My IKEA furniture stops the squeaking
The food is better appealing
I’m not worried about being an alcoholic
Worse that happens is I go on government money
I hate my roommate singing to himself
This is the life I’ve chosen.
Please god help me succeed
I will cut back the drinks
My bamboo plants seem to survive only on water. They get thirsty too and love a great drink.
Bamboo is one of the Four Gentlemen, of course. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Gentlemen