I don’t know about you guys, but I did all the concept checkers in schweser with moderate results. Then I started doing the practice exams today and completely shit myself. I’m going with reading the question first, then going to vignette (except for Ethics). What about you guys?
It’s probably just you, the rest of us are not as worried. There’s still a month left and you’re already doing lots of practice exams, that’s not too bad.
I am crapping my pants over quant and derivatives. What a load of crap. i really find it hard to believe anyone could get that quant crap. And to me quant covers portfolio management, load of balls!
I’m crapping my pants because I’m a lefty and on level 3 I believe that to be a major disadvantage…to my ink covered fore arm.
i crap my pants b/c i am too lazy to get up… and since I am unemployed, nobody complains…it’s actually quite nice.
ConvertArb Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i crap my pants b/c i am too lazy to get up… and > since I am unemployed, nobody complains…it’s > actually quite nice. +1
I once was so drunk I crapped my pants, i hope that happens this weekend!
In the old days people used to crap in their pants (and on the street) in NYC because there were few public restrooms. Now we have starbux.
beachbum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don’t know about you guys, but I did all the > concept checkers in schweser with moderate > results. Then I started doing the practice exams > today and completely shit myself. > > I’m going with reading the question first, then > going to vignette (except for Ethics). What about > you guys? I’m groovy. I’m looking forward to Cinco de Mayo and a pleasant May, and maybe even a trip over Memorial Day weekend. It rocks being a Level 4 CFA.
frisian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I’m groovy. I’m looking forward to Cinco de Mayo > and a pleasant May, and maybe even a trip over > Memorial Day weekend. It rocks being a Level 4 > CFA. Is that the level where it becomes a noun?
I remember when I was younger, maybe around 8 or so, I was watching the `toons on TV and I really need to crap. I held it in waiting for the commercials to come out as I don’t want to miss anything. After around 2 mins, a little of the brown monster start peeking out of my choco starfish. I pushed it back into my anus as the cartoon was at its climax (also sniffed my finger a little after that). So yeah, I didn’t crapped my pants but boy was I close.
Picco Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember when I was younger, maybe around 8 or > so, I was watching the `toons on TV and I really > need to crap. I held it in waiting for the > commercials to come out as I don’t want to miss > anything. > > After around 2 mins, a little of the brown monster > start peeking out of my choco starfish. I pushed > it back into my anus as the cartoon was at its > climax (also sniffed my finger a little after > that). > > So yeah, I didn’t crapped my pants but boy was I > close. ban.
Wait wut ? That was the truth buddy.
The answer is “Depends…” pun intended.
brianr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > frisian Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I’m groovy. I’m looking forward to Cinco de > Mayo > > and a pleasant May, and maybe even a trip over > > Memorial Day weekend. It rocks being a Level 4 > > CFA. > > Is that the level where it becomes a noun? You bet. I’ve passed all the exams but I don’t have the work experience yet. So I’m sort of in a limbo and I don’t know what to call it.
+1
MattLikesAnalysis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Picco Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I remember when I was younger, maybe around 8 > or > > so, I was watching the `toons on TV and I > really > > need to crap. I held it in waiting for the > > commercials to come out as I don’t want to miss > > anything. > > > > After around 2 mins, a little of the brown > monster > > start peeking out of my choco starfish. I > pushed > > it back into my anus as the cartoon was at its > > climax (also sniffed my finger a little after > > that). > > > > So yeah, I didn’t crapped my pants but boy was > I > > close. > > > ban. LOL!!! Ban?? Are you joking? That was hillatrious. “sniffed my finger” so boy-ish.
my boss sharted at a craps table in vegas. he was on a roll, so he stood there for half an hour before he went back to his room.