Who's gonna clean my house?

I’m serious. With brexit and the possible evacuation of thousands of EU immigrants; who is gonna be my cleaner? Most English people want too much money, don’t do a good enough job and want things like holiday pay and sick pay…

Will English worker start being the road sweeps, toilet cleaners, parking wardens? All the crappy jobs that only immigrants want to do now?

Didn’t you vote for Brexit?

I’m wondering the same thing about Mexico and the Great Wall and Donald Trump.

No roofers, lawn mowers, or ditch diggers. Sounds oddly like that movie “A Day Without a Mexican”.

I don’t think Brexit is going to affect immigration as much as some people wanted. EU has UK by the bollocks now; any trade agreement that does not contain flexible immigration terms is going to be a No Go. Plus, mass deportation or visa issuance program is going to be have a big implementation cost, so there will be a big status quo bias.

Same people that did those jobs in the 50s, before the invasions.

No…

OK. So did you vote at all?

your wife

Of course. I voted remain… You bellend! I was adamant that the result was gonna be remain! I was shocked when the leave vote won! same with most people in my office. I guess it’s just a reflection of the bubble we live in, in London. People from the North are inbred IMO.

Don’t be silly.

No offense, but she did not sound like the cleaning type, from previous conversations.

a syrian refugee.

but seriously how is cleaning your home less tedious then tending a garden.

Im a huge fan of the insult bellend

cleaning garden>cleaning house>hacksaw>cleaning mexican restaurant bathroom after happy hour bean burrito special night

You’ll pay more or (gasp) clean it yourself?

yup, british cleaners are fecking dreadful.

Isn’t the whole point of this not to stop immigration, but to make sure that the people who clean one’s house are illegal and therefore can be treated like cr@p for fear of deportation and replacement by someone who will take $#!t with a smile? At least that seems to be the point of these laws here…