The Step Brothers thread reminded me of my love of awesome movie/TV quotes. Let’s see who has the best memory of useless information. I’ll start, feel free to add quotes at will (the funnier and more obscure the better):
Who’s Line Is It?
#1 “Oh how am I doing? Eatin so much pvssy I’m sh!ttin clits son!”
Not a clue.
I’m happy I don’t know the answer to this one.
it’s a tough one. Here’s a few nicknames for the character: the 60-foot virgin, the pointless giant, the cloud botherer, spewbacca.
^Jonah from Veep?
Here’s one:
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
ding ding!
this one’s on the tip of my brain. is it from Mad Max?
^ Not where I heard it. Hint: Mid-1980s comedy.
Idiot, lane meyer’s best friend. Good one.
^ Bingo! That movie is full of great lines.
Now that’s a real shame when when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.
This is probably too easy:
“The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!”
I hate to break it to you, but “clits” don’t come off. Those things are syphillis granules.
Okay, I hate to do this to anyone but…
Google “reddit jolly rancher story.” From there you should be able to find the most disgusting story I’ve ever read/heard. There’s obviously some NSFW language but no pictures (thank god).
I strongly advise against reading it, but I know some of you are as twisted as me. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
…Thanks, I didn’t want to finish my lunch anyway.
The quality of moderation has improved already.
“Know what the funny thing is? Listen, listen, listen. I paid him $10,000 cash in hand. Just like that. He has his own company now. Prosperous little business. Three wells producing, $5,000 a week. Stop crying, you sniveling ass.”
…this should be EASY (if you’ve seen the movie, obvz)
^I was…less than sober when I saw it, but I’ll guess There Will Be Blood?
You gotz it… figured my profile pic might give it away