Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor? Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on? Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”? If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’? If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Do prison buses have emergency exits? When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? What does PU stand for (as in “PU, that stinks!”)? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all? If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
…and the joke is over. Hope this is the last one.