Back when i was an analyst for Nikkei in China, I jumped ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
*falls off his chair
You know, SkipE99, I’ve sent kids younger than you to the electric chair. Didn’t want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.
are you my pal, mr scholarship winner skipe99??? since i’m already drunk, ‘another round your excelence???’
You know SkipE, I’ve always been fascinated by the law.
lol, Caddy Shack
I’ve often thought of entering the priesthood.
cutco for me fellas. although i am also getting a pretty good offer from Kirby too.
F-that. You’re getting the caddy.
SkipE, I’m having a party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
See, if I fail the CFA, I’m going to go ahead and work on my greenskeeper license. Most people think I’m an idiot, but you know, how many people know the difference between California Samsonite and Kentucky Buegrass?? So let’s celebrate. Got some stuff here, but what you do is, you cannonball ball it and back it up with a hit. Cannonball coming!! Then right back…cannonball!!! It’s a little harsh…
CANNONBALL!
SkipE99, Are you the guy drinking 6, 7 Red bulls a day in the Schwesser 3 day class in Chicago?
SkipE99, how bout a Fresca?
Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.
SMEKA23 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SkipE99, > > Are you the guy drinking 6, 7 Red bulls > a day in the Schwesser 3 day class in Chicago? HA HAAA! no but i sat right next to that guy. he was asian and a very nice fellow. i am the guy to the right of him in the video.
i was the guy double fisting the double redbull vodkas in the video - - wait, which video is this?
OUCH!
oh nevermind. i thought you meant something else by the “double fisting” comment.
Platt was in that post-Katrina New Orleans DVDA bootleg (filmed on a roof from a telephone pole)