Why is the water fountain always next to the restroom???

Water Cooler
#1

Why?

#2

Minimizes plumbing material/cost.

#3

Good point. Maybe we need a water cooler section, where we maintain a “business casual” type of discussion. And we also have a “restroom”, where we talk about colon cleansing.

#4

+1 This is the same reason bathrooms tend to be in the same place on every floor of an office building.

#5

So the water we’re drinking is the same water filling up our toilets?

#6

^Yes, it is. It is the exact same water.