Why think for yourself? The government does that for you (too)

Don’t tell me the UK government doesn’t care for its people! I particularly like the ladder seminar. You carve out some petty cash (230 quid) and you are sure to master the rest of your life safely. A one day seminar can help you to advance. Step by step. However, me being afraid of heights, will settle for the Topple Tester. Now that’s a career. Safe for yourself and you do some good to countless numbers of people. What, you don’t know what I am talking about? Then read this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_8000000/8000495.stm