Yeesh Millenials These Days

I’m doing my best to lower the statistic.

Who hasn’t had the clap though? I’ve had to take that pill twice in my life now. And both times I didn’t appreciate the doctor not laughing at my “hey, it’s pretty cold in here btw” jokes.

^ummmm…never had it. Or any other STD for that matter. Maybe that’s because I know how to wrap the willie.

I mean 25 percent of population has an std. so it’s pretty common!

Good job Tinder!