You like her —> you date her. No one’s gonna make you eat caviar… gosh… I am Russian I rarely eat it…
Krnyc2008, I’m not Russian but how about you and I go for some caviar sometime? I’m no caviar expert either, so let’s find out what we’ve been missing out on after all these years.
I never much got what the whole fuss about caviar was about, except for the symbolic dopamine rush of consuming something you know is really expensive.
If I didn’t know you have a girlfriend, I would have thought you are asking me out;)
In all seriousness, caviar is not something you eat as a main dish, but just as an appetizer. Exception could be the Russian pancakes with caviar, and even then I recommend them with some kind of smoked (red or white) fish instead.
numi solidifying the fact that he is a complete awkward tool asking out a woman on the internet he has no idea what she looks like. What an absolute loser.
^ Actually, that’s where you’re wrong kid. I’m awesome. But please don’t be offended – I do find krnyc2008 slightly more charming than you, but I’ll treat you to caviar too…as long as you pay me enough to roll out of bed and meet you 
Look at you Blake, always bringing the hate…why are you always getting your panties in a bunch? LOL
Haha…if I’m ever single again, you’ve now obliged me to ask you for a rain check
Is that American for ‘knickers in a twist’? LOL
Okay, I’m going to be in NY Wed and Thur night. Wednesday I’m playing ping pong with clients so I’ll be too tired to party properly. Thursday I have a dinner but will probably end up drinking somewhere after.
Let’s make this happen kr. We’ll get ohai to drive us around in a bright blue sports car. No one else is invited.
Based on this thread I will not buy you a gift, mention “kitty” in any way, or assume you’re a dolphin.
So disappointed I was 98% sure you were going to invite krnyc on a scotch walking tour