You ain’t got no F***ing YEEZY?!?!?

Yo Swan imma let you finish, but if you don’t vote Kanye… you a simp

Trump or Biden is for simps.

Only YEEZY can save us now.


I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace

I told God I’d be back in a second
Man it’s so hard not to act reckless

Just realized I had no idea who Kanye’s VP was. So I Googled it figuring Kanye would be Kanye’s VP. Not the case, but it did not disappoint.

Those pages included her biography, in which she says she has pursued God since she was 6 months old, when she says she was “slipping away into a crib death” before a higher power visited her “in a hospital tent” and saved her life.