Best chilli sauce

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#1

Yo homies

I have 5 different hot sauces on my desk right now. Does anyone else have any recommendations for hot sauces? Or what is your fave?

  • Franks RedHot - for my lunch when i have chicken
  • Smoked Tabasco - if i have burrito for lunch
  • Tabsco Habenero - for my scrambled eggs in the morning
  • Cholula - goes with eggs
  • Manda extra African style - super hot and dnt use it that often.
#2

If in the market for grade A hot sauce, Born to Hula is the sh!t.

http://www.thehotsaucestop.com/born-to-hula-habanero-ancho-hot-sauce/

#3

I liked sriracha before it was cool.

#4

nice one geez

#5

I like those Thai kinds of sweet chili sauce. Sriracha is tasteless acid only suitable for spiking used condoms.

#6

fine. Thai me up

#7

You shut your wh o re mouth!

(Btw, why would one spike a used condom?)

#8

how did you miss this lengthy AF discussion?!

#9

I was probably working. What’d I miss?

#10

Throw away the Tabasco and get Tapatio. I wouldn’t even use Tabasco to spike a used condom because it probably wouldn’t even work.

Edit: Never mind you should use Tabasco. See video below for evidence.

#11

Tabasco Habanero is really good, much better than the original.

#12

Get with the program STL.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxUMhww_48]

Hashtag knows what it is.

#13

^I’m not watching a 30 minute long video unless I’m on yespornplease.

#14

You really only need the first couple minutes. Leykis talks about a Detroit Lions football player who was getting sued by some dumb stripper. He had sex with one of the strippers at a party (not even the girl in question) who tried to inseminate herself with one of the discarded condoms. She hoped to make herself pregnant to get a child support claim or make a rape claim. The girl went to the police and tried to file assault charges on the football player. And thus the sage advice to always spike the condom with hot sauce afterward.

#15

^Ah, I see. Many tanks.

#16

Yes that, and tabasco, can’t go wrong with that on pizza, or oysters, or tacos…

#17

So basically just like a video on yespornplease.

#18

I watch them for the plot.

#19

Ya damn skippy…

#1-800-5-800-TOM

#20

Of those I like Tabasco Habenero. Cuban variants of the same spice are good too.

Big fan of Cantonese oil chili too. Not sure if its commercially available via big brand but you can make it at home too. Can also be mixed with soyasauce.