Yeah Ohai.
It’s OK, we won’t judge.
Unless you are British. With a few crooked teeth. And a fruity accent.
ohai is ABC
The Americans that I meet that have interest in Britishisms seem to all have an unhealthy obsession with the term ‘bollocks’. They all seem to think we use it 50x more often than we really do.
Watching V for Vendetta was a similar experience.
“Fancy a shandy?” 
I worked with 2 Brits at different times and they indeed used the word Bollocks at least once a day.
Ohai is a communist.
^ true you can smell your own.
^ Sad I can’t smell a fake n*gger though.
Wow
I’m glad my racist radar still works.