BS - Feedback on this Ultra?

[whatsyourgovt]

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[whatsyourgovt]

@KMeriwetherD

jinx WYG! we both posted Goggins at the same time…lol

Great minds!

[Isaiah_53_5]

@Black_Swan

Well, having dabbled in both sides of the tri / ultra equation you guys are comically uniformed. Saying it’s a long day that takes patience is silly, your body begins to break down you heart begins to feel the strain, your joints start fatiguing from the repeated impact, you just generally hit a wall. Also those bike stats aren’t impressive, same reason Armstrong raved about how hard a marathon was. Like I said, register and we’ll make a bet ACE (PM me your entrance info). Time to put your money where your mouth is. The things you’re bragging about really don’t stack up to much. Just register and the rest will sort itself out. I’d encourage whatsherface to register for a 50M too, like I said, just make it easy, long patient day!

Ill bet money on this - what are your terms? Completing the 50M or a DNF for X dollars?

[Isaiah_53_5]

I’m meeting my friend at Starbucks in 10min to discuss Ultra strategy.

[Black_Swan]

@Isaiah\_53\_5

@Black_Swan

Well, having dabbled in both sides of the tri / ultra equation you guys are comically uniformed. Saying it’s a long day that takes patience is silly, your body begins to break down you heart begins to feel the strain, your joints start fatiguing from the repeated impact, you just generally hit a wall. Also those bike stats aren’t impressive, same reason Armstrong raved about how hard a marathon was. Like I said, register and we’ll make a bet ACE (PM me your entrance info). Time to put your money where your mouth is. The things you’re bragging about really don’t stack up to much. Just register and the rest will sort itself out. I’d encourage whatsherface to register for a 50M too, like I said, just make it easy, long patient day!

Ill bet money on this - what are your terms? Completing the 50M or a DNF for X dollars?

So the average male finish result was 10:07. I’ll wager one $10 Dunkin card you have to finish the 50M before 10:07.

[Isaiah_53_5]

Also, plan to use THC - not sure if you’re ok with that - probably baked into the food.

[Black_Swan]

You can use PCP for all I care if you get 50 miles under 10:07. Gift card can be coffee shop of your choice if you’re receiving, Dunkin for this guy. Would be nice to get the family gussied up on a Friday night and go out for a nice sit down dinner at the Dunkin in the fancy side of town.

[rawraw]

Bro goggins wouldn’t be posting on this forum, he’d already be in process of running 50 miles. Are you not dedicated man? Maybe you need to have goggins live with you for a month like that rich guy did

[Pepper]

I missed the transition from heavenly apostle to exercise freak.

Fwiw, I admire the hell out of all you people. I can’t run 3 miles without having a multitude of physical issues present themselves.

[Black_Swan]

Also please have weights at all stations. Tank.

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@Isaiah\_53\_5

Also, plan to use THC - not sure if you’re ok with that - probably baked into the food.

Wait, are you doing this in real life or in the world’s most boring video game?

[Mike79]

This thread is great…let’s keep it going.

[brain_wash_your_face]

Lol, Mike79, the guy that only comments on the quality of the WC comments. So meta.

[Black_Swan]

@Black_Swan

You can use PCP for all I care if you get 50 miles under 10:07. Gift card can be coffee shop of your choice if you’re receiving, Dunkin for this guy. Would be nice to get the family gussied up on a Friday night and go out for a nice sit down dinner at the Dunkin in the fancy side of town.

ACE, where’d you go after you down voted everything? I gave you easy terms and you vanished. Time to step up!

[iheartiheartmath]

@KMeriwetherD

The Philadelphia Triathlon was on Sunday. I did the sprint race where I was 2nd woman and 10th overall (out of about 500).

@Isaiah\_53\_5

The girl in front of me said we ran about an 18:20. I was in the second group and she would have been 3rd overall in women

@Black_Swan

It was not great, but not bad. So true story, our house was on the college bar street. Saturday was both Cinco de Mayo and graduation weekend for University of Nebraska Omaha. Which was not good for me. My friends flagged me so I convinced them to let me get one last beer and came back with a 60 oz. beer in a glass boot. Literally threw up three times that night and once within 30 ft of the starting line about a minute before the race started. Finished closer to 20 minutes than 30 minutes so I’ll take it given the circumstances.

No offense, but it seems to me that a triathlon winner and a sub-6 minute pace distance runner have more fitness credibility than someone who can barely break 25 minutes in a 5K.

[Black_Swan]

@iheartiheartmath

@KMeriwetherD

The Philadelphia Triathlon was on Sunday. I did the sprint race where I was 2nd woman and 10th overall (out of about 500).

@Isaiah\_53\_5

The girl in front of me said we ran about an 18:20. I was in the second group and she would have been 3rd overall in women

@Black_Swan

It was not great, but not bad. So true story, our house was on the college bar street. Saturday was both Cinco de Mayo and graduation weekend for University of Nebraska Omaha. Which was not good for me. My friends flagged me so I convinced them to let me get one last beer and came back with a 60 oz. beer in a glass boot. Literally threw up three times that night and once within 30 ft of the starting line about a minute before the race started. Finished closer to 20 minutes than 30 minutes so I’ll take it given the circumstances.

No offense, but it seems to me that a triathlon winner and a sub-6 minute pace distance runner have more fitness credibility than someone who can barely break 25 minutes in a 5K.

Lol, I literally threw up 50 ft from the starting line and ran that pace on a the associated hangover. Hardly indicative. In other news, weak trolling aside, I’ll take the guy who’s actually run 50 mile ultras and 2 day adventure races over people talking about events they’ve never attempted. Anyhow, the big money $10 gift card bet is out there, think this can be easily settled.

[Isaiah_53_5]

@rawraw

goggins live with you for a month like that rich guy did

Goggins contacted me to live with me for a month to learn my tactics, but my price was too high.

[Isaiah_53_5]

@Black_Swan

@Black_Swan

You can use PCP for all I care if you get 50 miles under 10:07. Gift card can be coffee shop of your choice if you’re receiving, Dunkin for this guy. Would be nice to get the family gussied up on a Friday night and go out for a nice sit down dinner at the Dunkin in the fancy side of town.

ACE, where’d you go after you down voted everything? I gave you easy terms and you vanished. Time to step up!

Just got back from 4 hours at the MMA gym and 3 hours of training. Time to go cycling right after hot/cold therapy. Then No Gi in the morning and another 3hrs tomorrow night at the MMA gym and cycling. I signed up for the Nov. 3rd Swamp Fox 50mi. https://calendar.ultrarunning.com/event/the-swamp-fox-ultra/course/4206

[Isaiah_53_5]

I’ve only cast one downvote on here so far. I think it was something CW said because it was so wrong it couldn’t be right.

[Isaiah_53_5]

Maybe more? idk, none on this thread, KMD must be hating on you - haha