Cereal first. Then milk.

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#1

So my wife has been teaching my 6-year old daughter how to make her own breakfast cereal. Apparently, she has always poured the milk in the bowl first, then poured the cereal in afterwards.

I think this is abhorrent in many different ways. How can you know how much milk to pour unless you already have your cereal in the bowl? Plus, then the cereal floats on the top of the cereal instead of mixing together and permeating the cereal.

You pour your cereal first, then you pour just enough milk to make the cereal float. That’s how it’s done.

#2

She = your wife?

you just noticed this

#3

Cereal is hacksaw. Tell the wife to get in the kitchen and whip up some hot cakes.

#4

where do these savages come from? You married a wildling?

#5

next thing you know she puts water before ice. what a crazy ass

#6

Good god.

Could be worse. She could be one of those who use OJ as a liquid base for cereal…

#7

I’ve heard psychopaths do this.

#8

you better start teaching your daughter how to do it right! The cycle will continue unless you step in. Her mom taught her and her mom taught her! Break the cycle Green!

#9

Wtf

#10

#11

I think this abhorrent cereal behavior sets a dangerous precedent and can turn youths down the path of crime and drugs.

#12

Image result for youths gif

#13

^ Watched that a again a couple of months ago. Still laughed out loud.

#14

Then you teach your daughter to say, “But, mommy, the cereal floats and falls out of the bowl. Don’t you love me???”

#15

#SaveTheCrunch

#16

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

MYTH!!!

#17

Nix the cereal immediately. See my rant about poor parenting regarding the frozen meals. Most cereal is just dried up sugar so replace that with eggs or oatmeal.

#18

This…

just not prepackaged oatmeal - it’s full of sugar

#19

GOAB, that princess vs monkey post is priceless, LOL.

#20

How do I make Apple Jacks with eggs and oatmeal?