Dude_CFA Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here’s a suggestion: send me your phone by Fedex. > I will send your new found love a series of steamy > text messages to push her to the edge of > uncontrollable excitement on your behalf. It would > not suprise me if she cut short her working > assignment just to get to wherever you are just to > hop into your bed. > > However, knowing that you were both drunk, I could > always step in and fill your shoes. Yep, sure I > could convince her that it was me that night. I’d > be doing you a favour, honest… Ah pulling the “switcheroo” on a chick. The last time I saw this perfected was back in college
awesome.
Did you guys even have a smartphone back then?
Texting used to take a lot of work. If you needed an S, you had to push the 7 button FOUR TIMES!!!
A thread from 2011?
The first iphone came out in 2008. Blackberry’s dedicated keyboard was a few years before that.
Greenman, why are you digging for four year old dating threads on AF.
Was bored one day and started digging. This one looks like it needed to be revisited.
2007 chump.
This is a gem of a thread with some long disappeared participants
This thread makes me wonder how many old timers are still around under a new handle.
Not TRH. or Bodhissatva (I surely misspelled that one)
rofl. well the thread is pertinent for me. this past friday i was talking with a buddy about the importance of of having integrity, being honest, and basically keeping it real while he talked about saying whatever people wanted to hear. I think i won the argument cuz i had the moral high ground plus i said something about people respecting you more for saying how it is. and heres a story of when keeping it real goes wrong yea?
On saturday, I was invited to a bonfire by a girl i went to hs with cuz it was her bday, (around ~26, i think they were trying to set me up with a girl around my age). I invited 2 buddies thinking we can spit game etc. We were pre gaming at a brewery when we found out there would only be 1 single chick at the secluded bonfire. we were also invited by a group of younger girls ~22ish to hermosa. My friends voted, and hermosa won cuz it was more of a hunting ground. I decided to tell my friend why i was going to dip from the bonfire with the honest truth that im single and i want to have fun. Horrible mistake, it turned to a bashing, they asked why i was single, i said something about spitting game and hanging with friends. i used the entourage as an example. anyways the girls said crap like, “i thought u were one of the good guys.” implying i was an ahole, which i dont agree with. I thought my excuse was more than sufficent. Anyways when I met the single chick it felt as if they talked crap so i didnt bother. Anyways I got the I told you so speech from the buddy, while the other still respected that I stood up for myself. we met some new chicks at the bars and took them to norms where we talked about the whole deal.
Then the following day, I sent her a message apologizing cuz it got pretty heated, and saying taht i’d take her out for lunch to make it up. she responded positively. then a few hours later i went out with a 19yo pro russian figure skater for sushi. I bragged on snapchat well cuz who wouldnt, shes somebody im nobody so yea haha. Anyways I got a pretty sanctimonious message from the bday chick about growing up. and btw, the bday chick is actually taken, I was just taking her out simply as a friend. All im thinking in my head was DAFUQ?
In any case, would I have done it differently? in all honesty, no. I said what I thought. In hindsight, though, maybe i am missing something. Thoughts on this? Am I too old to be doing this? I turned 27 last month. man’s peak is at 28. Anyways I read this and sort of agreed with Numi, I figured 30 was teh age to be thinking about crap like this prolly post mba. My bro is getting married at 32, and my sister just had a baby yesterday at 31. Im an uncle now haha and going to be a godfather. maybe a sign?
All in good time lil cubby. A BSD financial advisor one time told me to marry the right girl, divorces are mad expensive. That is the best financial advice I’ve ever received. Shamefully it’s not one of the CFA LOS.
^ Sounds like a lesson learned, I hope.
Man’s peak is at 28? What is that supposed to mean?
A man’s sexual peak is 18, not 28. I think that’s the “peak” he was going for. A woman’s is 34.
nah okc. http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman/
26 or 28. for men. they got charts.
But you don’t really figure out what you’re doing until 23 or so…
You are funny Greenman 
bodhisattva
white lies and humility my man. Should have told the single girl some bs reason why you couldnt make it instead of the honest truth. I’d stop bragging using snapchat, or all together, and just enjoy the girls without letting other people know. Be a Jetter bro