Do you like sloths?

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#1

Benign wildlife or dangerous menace? They are up to something, if you ask me.

#2

The perfect sequel would have been do you like sluts.

#3

YES! Also, Sloths are good… and if sloths had any pride they would retire.

#4

I believe they have already retired.

#5

Manny from Ice Age was pretty cool.

#6

BSDs if you ask me… rush for no one

#7

+1 they got it all figured out

#8

I wonder what they taste like, probably tender?

#9

Tender because they move slow and don’t have gamy overworked muscle

#10

Indeed. The veal of the jungle.

#11

How do they protect themselves from the predators of their habitat? Are they just really good at finding secret nap places?

#12

I think they just camouflage themselves, and if something attacks them, they’re just boned.

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#17

Put your ******** inside our *********, and kill you if you ever tell.

#SLOTHS!!

#18

If they are exposed to mortal danger every time they descend to poop, why don’t they just poop off the tree branch?

#19

because some days you’re on a higher branch and some days you’re on the lower branch, and nobody likes getting shat on. Have some respect Ohai.

#20

LOL! Great posts. I was thinking that maybe they need to bury their poop to hide their presence.