Funny things that happened exam day

Nothing happened here. Pretty boring actually.

cfafrank Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > #1, Just before the AM exam the girl next to me > asked me not to bang the table during the exam and > that was the only thing she said to me. Well, the week before exam I was taking some legal substances (sort of legal vitamines-steroids - the kind that improves your memory and gives “woody” but may make you very angry), and felt very irritated during exam when a dude right next to me was shaking/banging the table. I felt very angry and wanted to punch him … I stopped myself few times… Then the girl on another side asked him politely to stop…that was all she said to him. Later, both of us (me and this girl) and her blond friend found a “common groud” had very nice “lunch” together The only regret I have is that because of CFAI I did not bring my cell or pen to get ther number:)

Dude, are telling us that after taking viagra for a week before the exam, you had a 3-way with some girl you met at the exam and her friend? If so this goes down as the best “exam day” story EVER.

Dude you had a BAII plus in which you can store numbers in its memory. I don’t see the problem here.

Smarshy, NO, it was not viagra. I don’t know if it can improve your memory or makes you angry… it also makes your sleep very deep and helps muscles to recover faster Bleek, I did not think about…very good idea. Though proctors would clear the memory anyway. I just hope we both passed and I meet her/them next year

I love how they make you clear the memory of your calculator. I don’t see how even in the wildest of circumstances that this would be an advantage. Its like in college if you wore a cap during an exam you had to turn it backwards. I like to see the guy who is cheating with answers written on his brim!

I’m throwing the BS flag out on papasita’s story. If you’d stuck with just the one person it might have been believable, but including the second friend ruined any chance of it being true.

If smarshy’s interpretation is anything like correct, papsita has an obligation to share more details.

JoeyDVivre, details - substnace that I took was ZMA, it contains (along with vitamine B and magnezium) zinc which helps with concentration, mood, comes with “side effect” of “woody”. google it if don’t believe me, or better yet try it Sponge_Bob_CFA, not to offend anyone but “lunch” is happening/taking place everywhere, unless you live in the place where they don’t have it:) no a big deal in my opinion, helps to relax and releive stress. What is not to believe here?

Smarshy’s interpretation almost made me spew coffee on my laptop. cfafrank Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > #1, Just before the AM exam the girl next to me > asked me not to bang the table during the exam and > that was the only thing she said to me. I would have told her to chill out that there was plenty of table for us to both bang on.

Weak papasita, but did you just tell JDV to try your boner meds?

Enough beating around these two chicks’ bushes. Did the frank get into the bun(s)? If you just got a cut of pie with slice of pepperoni and a dooker - that’s doesn’t count as a three-way.

I’llmontecarloyoursimulation Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Enough beating around these two chicks’ bushes. > > Did the frank get into the bun(s)? If you just > got a cut of pie with slice of pepperoni and a > dooker - that’s doesn’t count as a three-way. I don’t even know what that means.

frank = pen!s bun(s) = vag!na(s) cut of pie = b00b slice of pep = n!pple dooker = hj

ZMA is nothing more than a vitamin supplement. Any side effects (such as rage) are strictly placebo.

I’llmontecarloyoursimulation Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > frank = pen!s > bun(s) = vag!na(s) > cut of pie = b00b > slice of pep = n!pple > dooker = hj well, I am very glad CFAI did not test us on that:)

Dapper425 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ZMA is nothing more than a vitamin supplement. Any > side effects (such as rage) are strictly placebo. thanks Dapper, it is simply vitamine. Yes, I was mostly likely irritated by banging the table right next to me guy, nothing to do with ZMA

papasita Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > JoeyDVivre, details - substnace that I took was > ZMA, it contains (along with vitamine B and > magnezium) zinc which helps with concentration, > mood, comes with “side effect” of “woody”. google > it if don’t believe me, or better yet try it zinc magnesium aspartate does not give you mood swings. if anything it improves it. the concept behind it is that it allows your body to produce more testosterone when you’re in a deep sleep. the magnesium relaxes your muscles and the zinc is needed for testosterone production. also, athletes tend to have lower levels of zinc and magnesium. taking this mix should significantly improve one’s strength. i took it for 1 month prior to the exam date. i thought it was amazing at first-- i had deep sleeps and much higher strength at the gym. however, the marginal benefits quickly diminished. your body gets used to it.

If it increases the body’s ability to make testosterone, then I would think elevated rage would factor in, at least at the beginning. WTF, why am I even posting about this. back to work

papasita Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dapper425 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ZMA is nothing more than a vitamin supplement. > Any > > side effects (such as rage) are strictly > placebo. > > thanks Dapper, it is simply vitamine. Yes, I was > mostly likely irritated by banging the table right > next to me guy, nothing to do with ZMA So how does this explain your boner?