Definitely one to tell the proctors at exam time!
Now your boy bodhi is one of those sensitive, empathic instrospective type mufuckahs but i gotta ask you why you sweatin this girl so much. Theres a few things you need to consider; 1 you just spent the whole weekend together, dont you think its time to spend some time apart? Its pretty early in the relationship 2 sweating a broad is a major turn off as previously mentioned, numerous times. 3 your level of insecurity and emotional instability is a major warning sign for potential problems in this relationship and others. Im not saying youre codependant, however if these small issues are bringing up so much anxiety its a really bad sign. Perhaps you should take an inventory of your own level of self confidence and anxiety because if your not okay with these little things all your relationships are going to be shit.
I know we are “analysts” but these situations do not pay to analyze. Really, it’s much better to approach these things like a flood trader would. Here’s what you’re not gonna do tonight and I mean this dead seriously: 1. Don’t act too clingy. You do not need to be aloof, just not too lovey dovey. Especially if you have fallen for her. 2. Be fun 3. F*** her brains out doggy. 4. F*** her brains out with her face down in the pillow. No missionary. No cuddling. 5. Don’t worry about whether or not she enjoys it. Don’t worry about whether she has an orgasm. Don’t ask her if she is enjoying it. Finish when you feel like it. Make sure you do it on her. Be an animal. Let her see that you enjoy her body. Then when she starts getting clingy you can reward her with your sensitive side.
F***in this.
Looks like I got censored. Aw man… you guys notice the other thread, right? The one that says to have sex with the girl from behind and ejaculate on her body?
Looks like I got censored. Aw man… you guys notice the other thread, right? The one that says to have sex with the girl from behind and ejaculate on her body?
What other thread?
I’m pretty sure he meant my post at the beginning of this page. Or did somebody else suggest it earlier?
Im back and pleased to say, i was sweating over nothing. it seems things are fine. I dunno, I was just being a pussy as you all say. At least infront of her I havent or dont act this way. Anyway, last night we banged like rabbits and it was awesome!!
… and they all banged happily ever after. The End
Sorry, I was actually referring to that post in this thread, not another thread.
I feel like a worthless omega male after reading this thread. *buries head in sand*
Don’t worry, it’s just the Internet. We are all omegas in real life.