So I tried to get some from the wife yesterday. Basically, I wanted some, and she said that she would come to bed soon. So I went to bed at 10:00. She came to bed at 2:30, some 4.5 hours later.
When I complained about it, she said, “Well, I drank a couple of cups of coffee around 6:00 p.m., so I wasn’t sleepy. That’s why didn’t come to bed.”
I thought about that for a while. Then I realized the gravity of the situation. She turned me down because she was awake. Not because she had a headache, or because she was tired, or because it was shark week, but because she was awake.
Now, I’ve been turned down a lot for a lot of different reasons by a lot of different women. But this was a first. She basically told me that she didn’t want to fck because she was awake.