I’m talking killing hangover… damn i still fill drunk. wtf… It was xmas party last night 300ppl turned up…booze was flowing and there were some outrageous women there. If i wasn’t slay frank barnes mum laat night then i would have dipped my dick in it.
What is the best hangover lunch?.. Shizzle dude… my head is mush up like avo on toast.
The only cure is time. Suck it up.
Your welcome.
9021 pho.
hair of the dog
My mom is already dead, although she was a tough old battle axe so she may have risen from her grave. You should have relations with your coworkers, good for morale. Mere look or a sexy joke can be enough for some women to reach climax.
For hangovers just have another drink, m8 
Bottle of Gatorade and a couple aspirin.
Hot shower. Rub one out.
Big breakfast.
Rest.
Your welcome.
Irn Bru mate, works every time.
What are your symptoms?
Headache - Excedrin Migraine Relief (note: only use in extreme cases as it’s terrible for your body after drinking)
Fatigue - Caffeine (note: if you’re already taking Excedrin it has 200 mg of caffeine in it so you don’t want to take any more)
Overall shitty feeling - Eat some greasy food but don’t overeat or you’ll feel worse in a couple hours.
Nausea - Pull the trigger and then remember not to drink stupid girly drinks next time.
Everything - Sleep (really just time without the pain of being awake). Though it’s interesting that while the initial effects of alcohol act as depressants, as it’s metabolized it becomes a stimulant so if you’re not sleeping now, you chances of going back to sleep are slim.
And hair of the dog. Not recommended if you have to go into work though. You’ll be hammered and likely not know it. Great way to start a bender though.
tl;dr - there is no cure. You can only make things slightly better.
Take an extra dose of oxypowder, I mean like 50% more than the AF recommended average. It will flush out any toxins from your body, along with government bugs and other things.
i’m feeling better now guys… i had some water…
^The IV drip is amazing. Might be the only actual “cure.”
Or just be a real man and boof it.
And you dont wanna have too much water plain, make it salt water. For the electrolytes.
^i read good stuff about pedialyte, has anyone tried it?
there is a guy in vegas or miami that comes around in a medi van and gives you these IVs.
its all legit and regulated. think it costs $100
Yeah, Vegas has designer IV cocktails. You can do anything from just hydration to adding a whole bunch of vitamins and other crap. All while sitting in a very nice bus listening to spa-type music. Good business model really.
As for pedialyte, I’ve heard good things. I prefer Gatorade or Smart Water. Essentially the same stuff.
Thats cool and all, but if you wanna up it a notch, this guy is taking blood plasma from young people and injecting it in to older people for $8000 a pop, because blood boy.