Im dead serious...

Hmmmmm. Well, we’ll just have to agree to disagree on that. In any event, thanks for the semantic origins of the word “fap.”

Haha, I can’t blame you

Safe for work

NSFW

Not safe for work.

Those are very important acronyms to know

OK, I guess you can continue arguing with the rest of the Interwebs on that one. Just FYI, there’s a separate term of what you’re thinking: queefing.

Hey thanks - they are!

I thought it’s some sort of variation of “friends w benefits” You guys are perverting me:)

I thought South Park just made this thing up, queefing is real?

Too much stuff to quote…

@Sys - Lawyers chicks are a turn on (at least the law students), I’ve dated two…never a full lawyer though.

@ Aether - Regarding “pwn”, I believe it is the joining of the words “punish” & “own”…so video gamers are essentially saying “I will punish & own you” and whatever game. This is a really old word though…ppl still say this? I wouldnt know, I only play a select few sports games.

@ninja - Queefing is very real.

What’s up guys, hope everyone’s no fapping is going well. I think Im on day 35 now…

I didnt end up going to that party w/ the girls that my buddy went to law school with. The date I went on was ok but nothing’s gonna happen there. And yeah, the law girls are kinda hot b/c they’re opinionated and like to argue a bit… I’ve never had a relationship with one of them, but it probaly gets pretty old, haha.

Shit I always “think” is attractive always ends up biting me in the ass. Your strenghts are also your weaknesses.

Btw, got so tore up on the 4th I’ve felt too shitty to even gather me thoughts and post here, haha.

#WhyDoIDrink?

I always feel really shameful afterwards too, even if I didnt do anything to embarrass myself, lol. Effing Shameover.

Next step is no drinking (slurp?) with no fap!

Haha I thought only women “suffer” from that…

Yo Drago!

Is it okay to exercise little johnny after a week or so? No exertion, just warm up? I’m resisting the temptation but not sure how long I’ll hold :-/

^ You already know the answer, so why to ask

I thought frequency matter.

Frequency matters indeed. Obviusly once a week is better than once a day. We are not terminators, so failures will occur. The thing is to not to give up and move on

To quit you need to be quitting

You mean you usually slurp after fapping??

Disgusting man!! *retch retch*

Checking in - 14 days (i think) and still going strong. met some german girl a few days ago (getting her phd @ age 25, spoke 4 different languages, and had that hidden beauty that I seek (the one where you know its there but not flaunted). Anyway, im sure she sensed the alphaness due to no fap, stay strong everyone.

Checking in Day 24. It’s really not a problem anymore…withdrawal symptoms have kind of ceased.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fap

And I’ll check in, while we’re at it. 4.5 hours now, and going strong. Don’t even feel the need anymore.

Anyone else feel kind of castrated?

I havent had a wet dream and my libido is low… I think my test lvls dropped so my body would stop creating semen? Drago, should I fap to raise my test again?

4.5 hrs…that’s usually the wall, hang in there bro!