Im dead serious...

Laying cable…kinda like trying to shove a marshmallow into a piggy bank?

I thought laying cable was another name for #2

Wait really? I guess I must be in green’s generation then. Sucks when you realize you’re not down with whats hip anymore.

I never heard of laying cable - what does it mean?

Spun - not sure what generation you came up in but the 60s had love and drugs, the 70s discos and drugs, the 80s had coke and drugs, the 90s had aids so unless you were a 90s i think you were better off

laying cable sounds like trying to get it in when its flat…is this it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=laying%20cable

My favorite part is the option to “add a video”

You’re thinking of “pushing rope.”

Haha word. Btw does anyone else wish links would open in a new tab instead of redirecting from AF?

While we are at it: anyway we can set the home page of AF to the watercooler section?

Weak bro…

Roll call… how’s everyone doing? I think Im on day 17 now… actually got a boner at work yesterday, haha. That hasnt happened since I was 16.

Day 5

Got turned on by Amy from Big Bang last night. This is gonna be a rough ride.

Wait til day 17- leonard will get you half chubbed

The topic is f… topical.

My record of abstinence is 2 months 17 days.

I’m into this shit. In Russia we have a whole forum devoted to this. And i read hundreds of stories where masturbation ruined lives of people of all ages, especially teenagers who became real losers in all spheres of live.

It sounds funny to you. But the addiction is strong.

The consensus back in Soviet Russia is that if you fap more than once (max twice) a week you are in deep shit.

Probably there are similar resources in the english language. I was very surprised back then, but now I have no doubt, masturbation is NOT normal, while abstinence is absolutely normal.

Day 3. I think we need to provide guidance for using this system and sex. Its all cool if you have a LT relationship and the minute release is now something of a norm, but for the first few times w a new girl you probably want to provide a decent ride. How should one go about implementing this no fab diet while still providing the expected ride to new females? Any suggestions?

“And i read hundreds of stories where masturbation ruined lives of people of all ages, especially teenagers who became real losers in all spheres of live.”

Please elaborate…

Get good with your mouth and fingers bro…make her c*m 1, 2, or 3 times via this method…then go for the ride and get the instabust out of the way…she will still think you’re awesome. Then after waiting a bit, proceed with the second round where you should be better able to last a while and make her c*m with yo johnson. You have now succeeded in pleasuring her multiple ways while adhereing to fap rules and not coming off as a minute man loser.

He speaks the truth bro, search “no fap”, visit “yourbrainonporn.com”, and checkout the reddit subforum and bodybuilding.com thread I posted in post #1.

Fapping basically drains your body of confidence, energy, testosterone, makes you sublimminally shameful, beta… the list goes on. Alf/RussianFederation (or whatevs) is the first person to post here that has done research and knows about this movement.

Just own it. Say you gave up spanking it b/c its not real and sets fake/glorified standards of s3x. She’ll probably respect you more for it. Lots of women HATE that their men spank it to other women, she’ll prolly love this about you. Just pleasure her with foreplay until you’re ready for round 2. It’ll prolly only be a few minutues.

One of the other threads I visit one guy said he blasted 3 times within an hour. A couple ppl said they suprisingly didnt instabust.

Also, make sure you blast it on her body so you can see the size of the load… I’ve heard it’ll blow your mind.

I can sort of understand. I do it so often normally that I creep even myself out, hence giving this a try. Plus, having been raised in the church I guess I’ve always had a guilty conscience about this/porn. Of course I buried those feelings years ago, but they’re still there. Plus, what better way to practice self control?