Marry an ugly person

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/physical-attractiveness-can-be-harmful-to-a-relationship-190318416.html#mycomments

Cliff Notes Version: Study indicates that physically attractive people breakup more often, have shorter relationships, and put less effort into their relationships than ugly people.

This is not surprising, given how many sausages are flung at hot chicks (or for hot guys… tacos?). Speaking of which, there is a Nana sighting in the CFA L1 forum…

Seems like common knowledge. I mean, they’ve literally been making songs about this since Jimmy Soul’s catchy 1963 hit “If You Wanna Be Happy” and the 1934 song it was ripped off of (“Ugly Woman” by the Trinidadian Calypsonian Roaring Lion).

Apparently common knowledge does not extend to researchers at Harvard University, the University of La Verne, and Santa Clara University.

  1. I was under the impression that researchers lacking common sense was general knowledge.

  2. You’re telling me academic PhD’s struggle with concepts related to social behavior and women?!?

http://time.com/4026473/ridiculous-science-studies/

Higgmond it’s TLDR. you’re showing your age using “Cliff’s notes”.

This is related to the reason why fat chicks tend to give better BJs…

#CuzTheyHaveTo

I’m not ashamed of my age. If you’re lucky, you’ll get here someday too.

I would think their mouth muscles are better conditioned too from all that eating.

^#DadJokes

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There has to be some optimal level of attractiveness that maximizes maritial longevity. You know, where you’re hot enough to be in a relationship with someone >= same level of hotness, but not so hot that you’d have 20 other options if the current relationship goes in the crapper.

rofl. this is a filipino song in the 1990s. humanap ka nang pangit which translates to find an ugly.

Universal Hot Crazy Matrix

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This guy is just ripping off HIMYM.

The hotter the chick is, the greater the likelihood that she is bat-sheet crazy. It is a fundamental law of nature.

edit: yeah post above dude even has a graph

This is why you have “side bitches”

For example, im friends with this Austrian chick. She used to model but she’s in her 30s now and married. When we used to hang out I noticed she didn’t bring her credit cards or cash or anything. When I asked her how she was supposed to pay for stuff, she’d say ‘why I should I pay for things’. Sure enough guys would come out the woodwork to buy her drinks, food, anything. She had gotten used to the fact of life being handed to her on a silver platter.

She is really nice and everything, but her perspective of the world was just different. She would spazz about the most insignificant things.

My thoughts exactly, NPH talks about it way better as well