So, I heard about this show over the weekend. Apparently it’s a reality TV show which hosts individuals with fcked up addictions. For example, a HCB gets turned on by dirty baby diapers. Another dude puts baby powder on his donut vs. powdered sugar. Someone eats sand. It’s fked up stuff, but, to each their own.
So I figured we’d have an AF strange addiction. Allow me to begin.
I never finish the last sip of beer. I always toss it as the thought of backwash/warm beer disgusts me.
I will always pick up coins on the street. Always.
Sometimes, I sht in my shower; especially after I drop a huge deuce and then hop in the shower only to realize I had one more lump in the poop shoot. It just washes down the drain anyway. (this is particularly true when I’m taking Oxy)
I manscape around the ‘you know’ but also manscape my underarms. I’ve noticed I get less pit stains when I do.
Let’s hear it. I know my man Bchad has some crazy addictions to share…
I will say that krnyc has convinced me to keep my underarm hair trimmed short. My gf appreciates it. I haven’t specifically noticed the effect on my t-shirts, but now that you mention it, they have been holding up better ever since…
And CvM, that shower comment was really gross. Would you please refrain from more poo visualizations like that.
That’s not strange, at least for men. We can aim it right down the drain. I feel it actually saves water. If women do it, that’s just wrong. Unless, perhaps, they have some sort of aiming mechanism I’m unaware of.
Here is another one; I usually use a stall to pee. Hear me out. The unirnal is not equipped for such a BSD such as myself. I either have to stand back a good 2 feet, exposing myself for the other patrons to see, or get the backspash all over my hands/unit while I’m releasing. Anyways, enough was enough and I found solitude having a stall, adaquate distance to release, and minimal interaction with the sterile matter being ejected.
I do the dishes fairly frequently where I am, mostly because I like a clean sink. But, clearly, I should be holding out for better value for these services…
I may need to send my GF over for some instruction.
I have a 5-month old son. He still fusses at night, so I have to get up and go make bottles to feed him.
Most of the time, when I get up, I have to pee. Instead of going to the restroom, then going to the kitchen to make a bottle, I just pee in the kitchen sink. Then I wash it down. Saves time and water.
^ Either you must be really tall, or the fixtures in your kitchen are exceedingly low in terms of height.
On another note, this comment reminded me of a thread awhile back where people were talking about how to save money. Someone said that they only “flush on brown.” LOL.
