Online dating

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#241

Well hot blond chick apparently wasn’t impressed with this fine, preppyish, almost CFA. No second date. Time to turn full attention to the exam for the next two months and pick this up again afterward.

#242

Kate upton is 38-26-37, I believe.

Scientifically proven at bodymeasurements.org.

#243

For women, it’s all misses, until there is one hit.

#244

Kimmy K - 36-26-40

Katy Perry - 34-24-34

Dolly Parton - 41-25-38

J-Lo - 34-26-38

#245

You should have mentioned you were a regular on AF. That always gets you bonus points.

#246

^^And it was Sir-Mix-A-Lot who made the Jergens reference. (See the “look at my desk” thread in GD.)

I used to watch a really bad channel called “The Box” when I was in 6th-7th grade. He had a music video to his song “Put 'Em on the Glass”. I would sit at home and just beg for that video to come on.

Just watch it on Youtube, and you’ll see why it might excite a 13 year old boy.

#247

Don’t worry bro, you’ll slay plenty better.

#248

CFA > HCB

#249

So, numi, the author of this forum thread, have you checked out the online dating web and had a off-line meeting with any girl from the online dating web or did you just sit behind the computer trying to analyze and that was it?

#250

We normally call the author “the OP”, or Original Poster. Just so ya know.

#251

Here’s a datapoint. I met my spouse on Match. It was the only profile out of hundreds that instantly stuck out from the rest. So it definitely not easy to do, but there is a slim chance for everyone.

#252

Thanks Greenman :stuck_out_tongue:

Btw, regarding online dating, Amy Webb has an inspirational successful story to share

http://www.ted.com/talks/amy_webb_how_i_hacked_online_dating

#253

Here’s a piece of advice. If you didn’t receive a reply, it doesn’t mean the chick has read your message and ignored you…especially if she’s a HCB.

I wrote to this HCB 3 times (once a month for 3 months). I had the exact same profile and pics all 3 times. On the 3rd attempt, she answered back and we made plans. It has happened to me before. Many hot women are swamped with messages and don’t have the time nor willingness to go through everyone of them. You got to get them at the right time.

#254

lol is that what she told you? u were most likely her back up plan =/

#255

http://gothamist.com/2014/04/20/man_steals_womans_dog_and_tv_in_mid.php

yikes

#256

A gold mercedes? good grief

#257

I read this thread some weeks ago and decided to have a try with online dating.

TOday I chatted with this US guy claiming to be in M&A of a bank (I don’t know and don’t think i need to know the name). The chat goes well, talked random things and he said his hobby was cooking during free time. So I said when I could try, and he invited to his house for a wine and snack in the afternoon.

Hmm… should I go or not? It’s only one chat and there’s already an invitation to the house. Is this normal?

#258

Pretty sure you’d get your head sawed off with a rusty hacksaw if you went.

I’d advise to skip it.

#259

Thought US guys are quite decent and open-minded? I usually tend to think people are with good intention and nice and polite …

Anyway, seems like I should really skip it

#260

^WTF CVM, help a brotha out.

Is, don’t be like half the girls online just interested in chatting bc from a male perspective, it’s beyond frustrating. If you’re not comfortable meeting at his place, suggest a wine bar or some other waspy place where it is in a public location. If it is good convo and he buys you drinks, you gotta return the favor at the end of the night. Cheers