If you ever have a surplus, I’d be happy to buy them off of you.
I don’t trust anonymous Amazon sellers (e.g. if they mix a few similar-looking milder chilis in there, I am not confident I’d be able to tell.) But an anonymous AF guy should be trustworthy (As long as his handle is S2000magician.)
… And ingesting the paint makes you high enough to think they are hotter?
FWIW, I can tell if something is hotter than a habanero - I have eaten whole habaneros (as a bet and also in a store that had mislabeled them to make sure they were habaneros.) I have also eaten very small spoonfuls of artificial (added capsaicin) 1M+ Scoville hot sauces. Habaneros are far easier to stomach than the sauces. But I don’t know if it is because habaneros are a natural whole chili and sauces are an industrial concoction; or if it is just the heat; or both. IIRC habaneros are 250K Scoville. So if someone mixes a few 500K Scoville chillies and claims 1M, I don’t know if I could tell. Not that it matters for the taste, but at this point it’s the bragging rights.
In general, I agree with you. On a cheesesteak though, Wiz is amazing. Provalone isn’t bad, but there’s just something about how the Wiz combines with the grease from the steak that takes it to the next level.