So.... coworkers with hot daughters

How do I go about banging them? A coworker (oriental) made the mistake of bringing her daughter into work the other day… A solid 8/10 and a college senior but the coworker is a very sweet and nice lady. So I ask you resident AF love gurus. How does one approach this issue?

Feel free to add your experience(s) with situation such as this… Any success or are colleagues’ offsprings pretty much forbidden fruits? We can ogle and fantasize but can’t dare touch?

wow just wow…uhm im going to have to say stay away …with so many females out there u want to try to bang ur coworker’s …not worth poisoning the wrok atmosphere for some tail

Just do it. No Excuses!

Are you young enough to show up at college parties without seeming too sketchy? If that fails, try sending genital pictures. My friend Boris says it’s fool proof.

Nail the coworker first.

I have a friend that went through a similar situation. Only in this instance the co-worker wanted to set him up with her daughter. He agreed because she was hot and ended up dating her for a while. However there were some embarrassing things that came up for him, like the co-worker finding out about a college nickname he had. It then proceeded to spread around the office and he had other co-workers calling him by this nickname. Anyway they ended up breaking up and now he just always avoids his ex-girlfriends mom at the office because and this is a direct quote “nothing good can come of it.”

Someone who used to work in my office hooked up with one of the interns, who was in between her junior and senior years of college. She didn’t get a full time offer, though this is probably unrelated.

Don’t crap where you eat. It keeps you healthy and sane. And no, mixing together lots of different crap doesn’t turn it into perfume. That was the lesson of CDOs.

bchadwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t crap where you eat. It keeps you healthy > and sane. > > And no, mixing together lots of different crap > doesn’t turn it into perfume. That was the lesson > of CDOs. +1000 bchad but tis the arrogance of youth

bchadwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t crap where you eat. It keeps you healthy > and sane. > > And no, mixing together lots of different crap > doesn’t turn it into perfume. That was the lesson > of CDOs. +1 Sabotaging good relationship with your senior or co-worker (it’s worse doing with co-worker though), who might be a valuable reference in future, for a fuck is not a wise decision, and it reflects very poorly on your decision making ability and development of your faculties. Everyone, including your friends will characterize you as a poor decision maker, and anytime when they’ll look out for sharing an opportunity - be it a job or business opportunity, you are definitely not going to be the best person they’ll consider apt to share it with. If you haven’t had a fuck for long, just call the escort service, what’s the big deal.

Unless its the bosses daughter. Then you can get yourself into the executive sweet if you make her fall in love with your %^#@.

ZeroBonus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A coworker (oriental) made the mistake of bringing > her daughter into work the other day… If that’s a “mistake”… Then you are probably living in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan.

an oriental co worker? facepalm!

pimpineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > an oriental co worker? > > facepalm! +1

“(oriental)” lol

ChickenTikka Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unless its the bosses daughter. Then you can get > yourself into the executive sweet if you make her > fall in love with your %^#@. Unless you get fired first

bchadwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don’t crap where you eat. It keeps you healthy > and sane. > > And no, mixing together lots of different crap > doesn’t turn it into perfume. That was the lesson > of CDOs. amazing. is the CDO thing a bit you do in your stand-up routine?

bchad when u doing ur standup again …i think that would be a great way to kick off a NYC AF meetup…

ZeroBonus, do not listen to these hata’s tap that!