^ Just like qqqbee gonna kill John Rogers!
Bernanke Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^ Just like qqqbee gonna kill John Rogers! QQQbe is going to go law-abiding-citizen on JR. They better beef up his escort service, and I’m not talking spitzer-style!
Hey, at least been to jail counts!
Valores Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey, at least been to jail counts! Well it only counts if: i) Your charges included violence or drugs, and ii) If you brutalized a cellmate just to make a point.
Inner Evil Voice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Valores Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Hey, at least been to jail counts! > > Well it only counts if: > i) Your charges included violence or drugs, and > ii) If you brutalized a cellmate just to make a > point. + If the jail is in Colombia!
I been to jail 5 times… …for a community service project in college.
Ok, Paris Hilton definitely beats me on that one, the jail with drug charges thing
^ I meant trafficking it.
What about if I trafficked drugs for personal use through customs, but got to jail for other reasons? That was about the same time my ex got to prison for drugs distribution, but before my another ex (now ex, then current gf) got me involved in picking up 5kg of heroine from her brother’s sealed apartment (stupid Spanish police confused it with construction materials and just charged him for falsification of credit cards)?
That’s a better story. 5kg of heroine is in the Scarface’s ballpark. I’m curious if in your job don’t do background checks though.
I might have been a bit unprofessional, but there is nothing that I have mentioned here, which is unknown to my colleagues. I just present it as a hilarious story each time. Btw, “involved” does not mean I actually picked it up. I was more of an emotional support there. Another friend picked it up.
Somebody mentioned Colombia. My ex’s brother’s crime partner was Colombian. Not sure if that gives me extra points
mar350 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bernie Madoff has mad street cred. > > http://www.businessinsider.com/madoffs-prison-braw > l-2009-10 lol. Bernie! Bernie!
Yo, I surround the knuckle-heads in a triangular 'trage, financially snipe em, and take the winnings back to my garage. Recognize. Thanks.
Had a gun pointed at my face in a strip club parking lot My last fight I sent a guy to the hospital. Beat up his friend a week later in front of his wife Got my two front teetch knocked out in a fight.
el duque Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Had a gun pointed at my face in a strip club > parking lot > > My last fight I sent a guy to the hospital. Beat > up his friend a week later in front of his wife > > Got my two front teetch knocked out in a fight. I’m in your corner if it goes down at the ‘Gas and Ho’ (a gas station/gents club I hope start some day).
I was 18 and it was the first strip club I ever went to. Sucked, since it was over 21 and I couldn’t even go inside. It happened on the way out. Oh and it was my 18th birthday.
jcole21 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > el duque Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Had a gun pointed at my face in a strip club > > parking lot > > > > My last fight I sent a guy to the hospital. > Beat > > up his friend a week later in front of his wife > > > > Got my two front teetch knocked out in a fight. > > > I’m in your corner if it goes down at the ‘Gas and > Ho’ (a gas station/gents club I hope start some > day). i think i saw one of these in south carolina - it was a Twin Peek & Go
i knocked a couple of el duque’s front teeth in a fight, also shoved a gun in his face (in a strip joint)