Stripper AMA

only the bad looking folk get classified as creepy and the same actions by a good looking person would be considered classy.

Rule #1: Be good looking

Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive

But I’m actually good-looking IRL though.

Too bad that it gets equalised on the intrawebs.

Prove it! Post a photo (obscure facial identity if desired)… do it… or hacksaw

i propose everyone on this thread post a topless selfie. First up, hmmmmmm.

Okay, okay…I’ll go first. Took this last night after walking my dog.

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I’ll protect my anonymity by not saying which one is me.

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My topless selfie still exist out there in WC. All the rest of you wimps took yours down.

I only saw a bikini pic. That’s not topless. Am I mistaken?

i’m still waiting on a northeast meet-up. when is that going to be organized?

SFW topless… for your convenience, you’re welcome

Well that’s not topless then is it? Doesn’t matter anyway. While I’m sure several people here fapped to it (that’s got to be an odd feeling for you), unless it involves a stuffed buffalo, a nine iron, and some ice cubes it doesn’t interest me.

What breed of dog?

#Labradoodle

Will lap dances ever be adjusted for inflation or will they be $20 forever?

This is a really good question. The other dancers and I often discuss how the industry as a whole is in decline. It peaked in the early 90s and ever since the advent of the internet and the normalization of being a “stripper”, strip clubs have lost their edge when it comes to their ability to extract cash from the pockets of men. Sex is everywhere now. Internet porn, live webcams… what the heck, your girlfriend is getting pole dancing lessons so SHE can give you a lap dance. Strippers no longer have the market share or taboo cache they used to in the sex industry. Making over 100k a year for working 20 hours a week used to be the norm. Now you have to work 40 hours a week to make 70k.

Don’t hacksaw me, lady. I was posting here before you climbed on your first pole.

cheeky

I’d pay that dude to give me a lapdance and I’m not even gay (NTTAWWT).

you were posting on here 17 years ago???.. no, you have only been a member for 7 years. Oh, and you’re German. Cheers! Just got done with my Bund trading session yes

Actually I have been here longer, but was banned once. Oh and I am just residing in Germany, I am not German.

You are trading the Bund for your PF ?

Pretty awesome. That’s a rather niche activity in which one needs to be initiated by an insider I guess…