Deep dish pizza stuffed with loads of bacon
That stuffâll kill you and clog yer ateries! 
All you can eat buffet. It doesnât really matter what kind, but probably Chinese so that I could just keep eating.
Speaking of executions, Texas gov has released the last statements of all criminals they have executed since 1982.
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/dr_executed_offenders.html
Unfortunately they banned the last meal rights in 2011
Preferrably one of those birthday cakes with the chisel and pick inside of it.
That Hernandez guy said âGo Cowboys!â in his last statement.
Half of those statements contain âyâallâ. I guess people must say that a lot in Texas.
It would depend on where Iâm being executed:
Near Philly - Tony Lukeâs cheesesteak and cheese fries.
NYC - Thin crust pizza from Johnâs on Bleecker
Chicago - Deep dish pizza with sausage from Lou Malnatiâs
Texas - BBQ sampler from The County Line
They canât make cheesesteaks or pizza worth a damn in the rest of the country, so Iâd have to go with medium rare filet mignon with a side of au gratin potatos and pan cooked scallops.
They do and I think the rest of the country should adopt âyâallâ.
all of yaâll think so?
Dude, I agree and it irritates me to no end. I lived in Philly for about 2-3 years and the cheese steaks are amazing. No matter where I go, people are always telling me, âOh, well you gotta try XYZ cheese steak then, itâs great, I think the ownerâs from Philly too!â and theyâre always garbage and it ends up depressing me. Nowadays I just decline and tell them Iâve been through it a hundred times and everybody says the same sales pitch. But non-Philly cheese steaks are garbage. BTW, Iâm a Sonnyâs Famous Steaks guy. Hot wit wiz.
I used to like Jimâs and Tony Lukes, but now I really think Chinks is the best. Also, it has a pseudo-offensive name, which is great in this era of political correctness.
Yâall is said a lot down thar.
Interestingly, âYâallâ is short for âyou all,â which in some places is still used to distinguish you/singular from you/plural. First and third person pronouns still have different forms in singular and plural, but you doesntâ anymore, so some places stick with the compound form, the US South being the primary example.
English used to have the words âYeâ and âThouâ (which still show up occasionally). Thou was singular for you/singular and âYeâ was you/plural. Like French and Spanish, you could use âYeâ as a formal form of âyouâ, the way French still uses âvousâ, and Spanish would use âvosotrosâ (though only in very formal contexts, like addressing a diplomat in public; usted (âvuestra mercedâ/âyour mercyâ) is used for slightly less formal situations ).
As I wrote this, I looked up the etymology of âyouâ and learned something new, which was that âyouâ is the accusative (direct object) and dative (indirect object) form of âyeâ. So rather than âyouâ being the result of a decision to refer to everybody informally, what happened is that âyouâ was because we started referring to everybody formally.
How very British. 
Jimâs is also very good and doesnât get the respect it deserves IMO. Have not had Sonnyâs or Chinks. Genoâs and Patâs are not worth the wait.
Three rib-eyes and worchestershire sauce. Hopefully the worchestershire will get mixed in with the embalming fluid and I can come back as a zombie.
Chicken McBites from MCD.
A fat aged rib-eye or a large plate of thickly sliced sashimi. If weâre talking under $5, filet-o-fish from MCD.
Iâm not sure I would even have an appetite⌠you know, being as I was about to be killed and everything.
The biggest, thickest rib-eye they can find, with a nice stack of alaska king crab legs, garlic mashed potatoes, a couple shrimp skewers⌠maybe start with a couple sushi cones with that shrimp tempura in it, and finish with some kind of cheesecake or something. Double portions all around so that I want nothing more than death after.
Golden Happiness Cheesy Crown pizza.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pizza-huts-most-ridiculous-toppings-822291