All right, I’ve got to share. Being dad of two kids has been by far the best experience of my life. Even after considering the single or DINK life you give up when become a parent, the positives are 10x better IMO. That said, I’d jump off a bridge if I had another baby.
Wifey is in charge of birth control, but she sometimes misses her daily pill. She knows that I’m done with kids and she’s OK with that too. Although when I bring the subject of doing something permanent, she says: “you do something; I already had more than my fair share of medical procedures”. So, since even in the hypothetical event I split with her some time in the future, I wouldn’t have another kid. The procedure is said to be very safe in nature and with no side effects most of the time. While rare, exceptions include chronic pain in your b@lls or somewhere around there, decrease on s3xual drive, among others.
Obviously the rational choice is to go for a vasectomy with a top dr. vasectomizer and call it a day; however it’s hard think clearly when your balls are on the line. So, should I just put my b@lls on a bin and hope for no side effects, or keep taking my chances? I would add that I can’t stand needles.
As a supporter of your campaign for AF board, I am disappointed by your weak stance on the crucial issue of male surgical contraception. How can we have a board representative who does not have a strong opinion on whether or not men should keep their vas deferens tubes intact? Candidate MILF Hunter would never flip flop on such an important issue. Although… I haven’t seen him in a while. I’m starting to question what he is doing with my campaign contribution. I should have known something was amiss when he kept mentioning his favorite “gentlemen’s club” and insisted that I pay him in single dollar bills.
My friend Boris says you should not bother with the “overpriced” treatment at a urologist’s office. According to him, “discount wellness shops” like his are the future of outpatient surgical procedures. He uses a lot of bleach on his instruments. Supposedly, this means that it is completely hygienic. Anyway, if you are interested, you can email him: email@example.com. He says not to include the word “viagra” in the email subject, as he might miscategorize your email as part of what he calls the “mass advertisement email business”, which he operates on the side. Also, he has a van, so if you are not free to go to his office, he can come to your house.
As a post-op individual I will give you the pros and cons-- Pros: -you can shoot away with impunity wherever you like -as in the case of Mrs. Turd Fergeson, the female libido is vastly increased when they don’t have to take the pill -no ill effects in volume and intensity of the glue shot -no unintended 18-25 years of unfunded future liabilities Cons: -can’t put a baby in wifey when she inevitably gets bored with life when all kids are in school full time; dog or adoption is an alternative -can’t put a baby in trade-up wifey after you make it big; successful operation reversal is less than 50% -if you’re squeemish like me you will not like the procedure. when i asked doc what that smell was and he responded “do you really want to know?” I almost passed out. my advice is to noodle on it for a good 6 months.
Not offering an opinion, but the climax of Michael Lewis’s “Home Game” has a VERY entertaining few pages on this very subject. Not a great book, but definitely worth reading if this is a topic of conversation in your home.
lol, I know right? this V* thing is impairing my judgment. BTW I saw Boris’ windowless white van parked in front of my office. He already solved my backlog of “problems”, but I think someone else hired him too. Damn it, Jcole had a nice option and now because of censorship it’s lost. I like Higgs’ approach, too. At least the new AF format allowed my b@lls to have their own mailbox. Maybe I’m already a member of the Board and that’s one of the perks.
Ok, so wifey is due with no #2 early December & I will be there too. Just get it done and get on with happy families If you really can’t face it, just finish off with a money shot each time or use the ahem, Back Office…
It is painful for several days but no pain after that. No decrease in volume or “s3xual drive” or anything like that, although you do have to abstain for a couple of weeks, which is no fun. It’s nice to not have to worry about birth control anymore though. Just be sure you’re ready. I scheduled an appointment and chickened out once, not because I was afraid of the pain or whatever, because I wasn’t 100% on the decision.