It was already said, but have to agree whole-heartedly with clowns (male in particular). Something about a grown man putting on makeup to get children to like them is something that doesn’t sit well with me.
This do not hire list is harsh. I haven’t read ethics in a while, and I get the whole insider trading stuff and all, but there’s a guy on there who got caught with a bag of weed, that’s harsh.
Somehow the “my hand hurts from purchasing things with money,” strikes me as funny in the same way as “I just threw up in my mouth” does. In both cases the question is “what else would you purchase with” or “where else would you throw up”.
But surely there is a diversification advantage, yes? I’m pretty sure that illegal substance distributers are underrepresented in most indexes and are thus a return enhancer.