Types of People You Can't Trust

It was already said, but have to agree whole-heartedly with clowns (male in particular). Something about a grown man putting on makeup to get children to like them is something that doesn’t sit well with me.

From my grandfather: Men who wear tassled shoes.

This had me laughing.

Apparently these people:

http://www.cfainstitute.org/ethics/conduct/sanctions/Pages/current_industry_related_sanctions.aspx

This do not hire list is harsh. I haven’t read ethics in a while, and I get the whole insider trading stuff and all, but there’s a guy on there who got caught with a bag of weed, that’s harsh.

But it’s a lot jucier than brokercheck.

when someone tells me “you can trust me”, i begin to question whether i should.

Lotta chinky names on the list…

Racial Profiling I tell ya!

I look forward to the next time someone with a petition asks me if I’m registered to vote. My reply will be, “Are you a child molester?”

“Oh, I’m sorry . . . I thought we were playing the ‘ask people questions that are none of your business’ game.”

i was gonna say, there’s like 10 traditional english christian names on that list.

past tense. weak. i was going for one of those “every time you see a pen you piss yourself” kind of jokes.

Hey, that’s no laughing matter. I have a serious phobia of pens.

The Canadian? It was weed with intent to traffic and also ecstacy. Not sure I would want this guy managing my portfolio.

Somehow the “my hand hurts from purchasing things with money,” strikes me as funny in the same way as “I just threw up in my mouth” does. In both cases the question is “what else would you purchase with” or “where else would you throw up”.

CvM, I just asked Greenman to cool it with N-word flybys. I’d like you to stay way from the C-word above, too.

^my bad I did read it carefully, didn’t realize he was planning to distribute.

Also I see a lot of anglo names too? Maybe you think you see a lot of asian names becaues they’re grouped together.

But surely there is a diversification advantage, yes? I’m pretty sure that illegal substance distributers are underrepresented in most indexes and are thus a return enhancer.

Yes, I saw a fair number of typical US not-particularly-ethnic-sounding names. I was expecting to see far fewer, based on the comments above.

People you can’t trust:

these hoes, 'cause they ain’t loyal

People you can trust:

folks who like big butts, they cannot lie

cant trust this guy

http://gothamist.com/2015/01/29/nypd_craigslist_apartment_scammer_w.php

My face goes all over. My body is splotchy. I can feel my heartbeat and my head is pounding as well.

I generally try for the toilet, but in a pinch the sink or some bushes will do.

I throw up my hands in disgust.