Vwvortex.com its all the same though. I went onto 4chan for the first time last weekend. Hated it. I used to be on BB.com but all the gay porn really annoyed me (not really though).
And then it hit me…I was psklops.
goldenboy09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > helping a college freshman on his career search. > he asked if I could set up a info session with our > HR. I did and she was impressed. plans on offering > him an winter internship on a trading desk. she > asked for his resume which he said he would send. > been one week now , no resume and she is asking > me. > > should I just cut the kid off and tell her he is > no longer looking? nuppal?
Totally me. Where ya been JOE? Its been too liberal around here lately! Did you hear about our newest member? A Jewish, Black, Albino, Candaian (with native american bloodlines) who likes to hunt quail and is a vegetarian who works in a meat processing facility who also is a volunteer border patrol agent on the weekends. You should get to know him!
dude is having a small break down. says everyone is coming at him from every direction… his big sis is a doc, his middle sis is about to finish grad degree and he just wants to smoke a bowl and play x box. kind of feel bad for the kid but still pretty funny… me: whats up man? lets get this $hit done bro in law: I am stressin bro and mid finals are in two weeks.
The upside is that you’ll never have to be pressured to do a similar job-related favor to him in the future. At age 18-23 and even later many guys think the opportunities will keep coming just like that because they are entitled to it. And just tell the HR chick: “You know, he’s just 18” and forget the whole thing.
I have already talked with HR.
Tell your HR that the dude has a broken hand & he will get back once he is fine. Go to the dude’s place, break his hand and smash his face. Nevermind.
I would sit him down and give him a talk. Most 18 year-olds don’t understand the “real world.” He probably doesn’t understand that getting a good job is tough. If he puts in the work now, it can payoff later. He’s 18. He still has 3.5 years of college left. He probably thinks it’s not a big deal to not get an internship right now, because graduation is “so far away.” Millions of people get jobs. He can surely get one right? I would give him a heart-to-heart talk and see what he thinks. If he’s undecided then just tell him that he can look later, but for now you’re going to let your company know that he’s not looking anymore.
I agree with topher. When I was 18 I had no consideration of the next 6 months. Hell I didnt even think about the next month. I was living like a dog, literally by the moment. I finally woke up (on my own accord) my sophomore year and started taking steps to at least have something planned out over the next 3 years. Everything hasnt worked out perfectly, but I cannot complain. Just tell him to sack up, everything gets more stressful from here on out, if he is gonna quit now, well. Not much to say there.
agree. I am leaving the desk in a few hours and taking him to lunch. doubt anyone has ever talked to him about this before.
Nice to be good with the in-laws. Just remember that it’s possible he will be a good listener and everything, but at the same time could be thinking: “F*ck goldenboy, I’m the real sh!t, besides, it p!ss me off that you married my sister anyway!”. Lol.
I wish I would have had some guidance when I was younger. I didn’t do my due diligence career-wise early enough and have been trying to make up for it ever since. Big ups.
Part-time Crook Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice to be good with the in-laws. Just remember > that it’s possible he will be a good listener and > everything, but at the same time could be > thinking: “F*ck goldenboy, I’m the real sh!t, > besides, it p!ss me off that you married my sister > anyway!”. Lol. first time I met him I broke his nose. he knows I dont mess around
goldenboy09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Part-time Crook Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Nice to be good with the in-laws. Just remember > > that it’s possible he will be a good listener > and > > everything, but at the same time could be > > thinking: “F*ck goldenboy, I’m the real sh!t, > > besides, it p!ss me off that you married my > sister > > anyway!”. Lol. > > > first time I met him I broke his nose. he knows I > dont mess around Go on?
Impressive 18 year old. – Warning! Does not compute – -- Warning! Critical system error –
I hope he comes around. He has no clue what I do and how hard it is to get a job right now. He just wants to make as much $$$ with the least amount of work.
goldenboy09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> first time I met him I broke his nose. he knows I > dont mess around I see, probably he’s setting you up to “talk” about the job, but four dudes with bats will be there to make it even. He will say: “remember my nose golden? My friends think that family doesn’t do that”…and BAM! BAM! PUM!
Part-time Crook Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > goldenboy09 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > >> first time I met him I broke his nose. he knows > I > > dont mess around > > I see, probably he’s setting you up to “talk” > about the job, but four dudes with bats will be > there to make it even. He will say: “remember my > nose golden? My friends think that family doesn’t > do that”…and BAM! BAM! PUM! nice
Just go to lunch and make it rain on him (literally pull out a stack of 100-dollar bills and make it rain like Obama) . Then ask him if he can do that same without any kind of job. Like this. http://grandviewphotographyaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/194904barack-make-it-rain.gif
