Who is Blake?

I seem to remember that being the consensus of another recent thread.

I’m sorry you didn’t like being called a beta and you feel it oversimplify’s your uniqueness. That being said, ad hominem attacks are never really useful, and whole threads dedicated to the task don’t really fit within the forum guidelines. If you feel ad hominem attacks don’t matter, then there’s no reason to use them. I’ve seen virtually everyone on this forum respond negatively to an ad hominem attack at one point or another, so whether it’s an annoymous forum or not, does not seem to change the fact that it does carry some impact.

Anyhow, I don’t really care about the justification for the beta like bully behavior on this useless thread, just don’t do it.

Blake keep doing what you doing! haters gona hate ya dig!

Holy irony, Batman!

BS, you always take the bait. I agree, thread idea is stupid and I think Greenman’s orignal intent of bashing Blake has been subverted by the general humor of the forum.

So telling people that crowd bullying behavior makes them look like followers rather than leaders is an ad hominem attack? Nice try switching sides with the crowd though.

I feel like I’m at church with all the Latin being thrown around.

Oh, Swannie. You do love to argue on the internet. Yes, saying “I’m sorry you didn’t like being called beta” in a patronizing way is ad hominem. I, in fact, have not used an ad hominem attack in this thread, unless you consider a absurdist google image search for “Blake McCallister” ad hominem. I much prefer “leader” and “followers” you used in your last post to “alpha” and “beta”. I don’t know why, but when I hear people say “beta” I immediately picture some PUA douche like Tucker Max. Call it a personal bias.

In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

That’s called waffling if you’re a republican, or evolving if you’re a democrat.

I think you need to look up the definition of ad hominem. Patronizing comments =/= a personal attack. But I am sorry you feel that way. I will also be sure to use brainwash approved nomenclature in the future to avoid any unwanted word association.

Ahh, the AF Latin moment.

Ego quasi sexus.

You won’t hear that in church, well maybe after mass in the sacristy if you’re an alter boy.

Blake was the one that catfished Te’o.

Blake was conceived, born, and lost his virginity at the same place. A truckstop somewhere between Southern California and St. Louis, Missouri.

His mother put him through college and his masters program by winning arm wrestling competitions against other big rig drivers.

Blake single handidly started the Global Financial Crisis just to prove a point: that financial services is a dead-end career path and Tech is way better.

Blake would like to vote democrat, but just can’t find the compassion to feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t had it tougher than he did. That’s nobody.

He contemplated the CFA program, but found it wasn’t a big enough commitment, so he joined the Hell’s Angels instead.

When CFAvsMBA saw Blake on the street out his car window, CFAvsMBA locked his car door.

One time, during his grad studies, Blake got loaded and accidentally banged a fat chick. Decades later. she still refers to it as the “highlight of her life.”

Blake Performed the hit on QQQBee, but not because CFAI told him to, just because Blake couldn’t stand listening to someone be so wrong about something.

Blake channels Jesus and Ghandi through transcendental meditation each night. No, not for advise. He does it to make them cage fight one another to the death in his mind.

After completing his masters degree in science, Budhists monks begain worshiping him.

Blake is confused by Chuck Norris jokes as he knows that they more aptly describe himself than Chuck.

For thousands of years Blake’s Scottish ancestors, “The McCallisters” have been fighting to the death for the right to be mortal.

Growing up on the road as a child, Blake doesn’t like to travel much. Well, except to Davos.

Blake successfully sued Joe the Plummer for copyright infringement.

When Blake tried to get his Mother’s name tatooed on his arm the needle broke.

Blake quit finance to work in a startup just so that he could build something up and then burn the mother fucker down.

I once met Blake in a bar. He correctly and astutely mocked me for drinking an apricot flavor microbrew, putting me in my place in front of a bevy of beautiful women.

Blake will one day use his masters degree in science to enslave all CFA charterholders; that is of course, unless his nemesis Bchadwick does not trump him with his PHD.

Blake read the Book of Job in Sunday school at the age of seven and declared to the class, “Job, what a pussy!”

During his masters program, Blake tried coke once. He found it useless as it was impossible for him to feel more self confident and be more right than he already was.

When Trolls play the game Dungeons and Dragons, they play as Blake.

Blake’s logic is the real “God Particle.”

When interest rates rise, so do the yields on Blakes’ bonds.

Even though Blake has no interest in financial services or the CFA program, he performs a community service on AnalystForum by proving us wrong, every time.

Even though Tikka lives in India, he posts massive funny material on Blake at 2 AM India time. To be that awesome, Tikka must be Blake.

^ I thought everyone in India worked at 2 AM.

I thought this would be when CT is passed out next to several open bottles of Ecstasy.

Nah,

CT was just taking a breather from banging some scandinavian 22 year old model when he decided he should post a few lines about Blake.

Clearly CT is more awesome than Blake

Why take a breather? Just do both at once.