Women, part 3

[smuggycfa]

@Sweep_the_Leg

Yep, first thought was designated hitter, then I assumed it was divorced husband (which doesn’t really make any sense now that I think about it). Dear husband wasn’t on my radar.

In his defense, your driving is horrible.

I know…I enjoy driving recklessely.

[inkybinky]

@smuggycfa

@inkybinky

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance

Same here. I call my wife fat every day.

Not nice. My DH criticize me for almost everything - how I drive, how careless I am and the list goes on n on but no bad remarks on how I look. Even when I have bad hair day or I’m sick, he still finds me attractive

In my defense, I do explain to her that she looks much prettier fat than she does thin since it fills out her awkward features.

[whatsyourgovt]

@inkybinky

@smuggycfa

@inkybinky

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance

Same here. I call my wife fat every day.

Not nice. My DH criticize me for almost everything - how I drive, how careless I am and the list goes on n on but no bad remarks on how I look. Even when I have bad hair day or I’m sick, he still finds me attractive

In my defense, I do explain to her that she looks much pretty fat than she does thin since it fills out her awkward features.

charming my friend. I’m sure that will put her in the right mood for a quickie before heading out to dinner.

[krnyc2008]

@Sweep_the_Leg

@krnyc2008

@smuggycfa

^lol. dear husband

I bet you know what ybm is

I could only come up with “young boy meat” which isn’t totally out of the realm. Then I looked it up, realized the irony, chuckled on the inside, and went back to admiring my business card.

What’s there without irony?

[krnyc2008]

@whatsyourgovt

@inkybinky

@smuggycfa

@inkybinky

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance

Same here. I call my wife fat every day.

Not nice. My DH criticize me for almost everything - how I drive, how careless I am and the list goes on n on but no bad remarks on how I look. Even when I have bad hair day or I’m sick, he still finds me attractive

In my defense, I do explain to her that she looks much pretty fat than she does thin since it fills out her awkward features.

charming my friend. I’m sure that will put her in the right mood for a quickie before heading out to dinner.

He is being sarcastic

[Greenman72]

Off the top of my head, I’m guessing YBM = Your Baby’s Momma.

[whatsyourgovt]

@krnyc2008

@whatsyourgovt

@inkybinky

@smuggycfa

@inkybinky

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance

Same here. I call my wife fat every day.

Not nice. My DH criticize me for almost everything - how I drive, how careless I am and the list goes on n on but no bad remarks on how I look. Even when I have bad hair day or I’m sick, he still finds me attractive

In my defense, I do explain to her that she looks much pretty fat than she does thin since it fills out her awkward features.

charming my friend. I’m sure that will put her in the right mood for a quickie before heading out to dinner.

He is being sarcastic

I dont think he is, woman!

[guestuser]

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance because attrative women smell your intentions from a mile away. What I do instead is my version of the pickle jar.

I ask for their opinion about stuff that they think they have an idea about. It makes them feel special and smart. Anytime I go shopping, I bring a woman along. I ask her opinion about the shoes, cologne or shirt I’m about to buy. They love giving input. Or I just call randomly to ask about life changing advice. Of course there is nothing life changing about what I’m asking but I play the part. Easy brownie points for later in the night.

I stopped reading this thread after page one and just caught up. This thread cray

ft’s post is the only here that makes any sense, but that’s about par when AF starts discussing relationships.

[guestuser]

@Sweep_the_Leg

What if I met Frankie and found out he’s actually a gay man that loves Kim Kardashian for her sense of style?

I don’t know if you guys know this but just throwing it out there, Frankie posts on SeekingAlpha under the same user name (and has a pic of KK as his avatar). The legend continues.

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@bromion

@Sweep_the_Leg

What if I met Frankie and found out he’s actually a gay man that loves Kim Kardashian for her sense of style?

I don’t know if you guys know this but just throwing it out there, Frankie posts on SeekingAlpha under the same user name (and has a pic of KK as his avatar). The legend continues.

Couldn’t find him. Please link.

[guestuser]

@Sweep_the_Leg

Couldn’t find him. Please link.

http://seekingalpha.com/user/4119491/comments

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@bromion

@Sweep_the_Leg

Couldn’t find him. Please link.

http://seekingalpha.com/user/4119491/comments

Ugh, he follows Whitney Tilson. Good to know his taste still sucks.

[krnyc2008]

@whatsyourgovt

@krnyc2008

@whatsyourgovt

@inkybinky

@smuggycfa

@inkybinky

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance

Same here. I call my wife fat every day.

Not nice. My DH criticize me for almost everything - how I drive, how careless I am and the list goes on n on but no bad remarks on how I look. Even when I have bad hair day or I’m sick, he still finds me attractive

In my defense, I do explain to her that she looks much pretty fat than she does thin since it fills out her awkward features.

charming my friend. I’m sure that will put her in the right mood for a quickie before heading out to dinner.

He is being sarcastic

I dont think he is, woman!

On a second thought, you are right. What’s worse is that I find it kind of cute.

[former_trader]

@bromion

@former_trader

I never complement a woman’s physical appearance because attrative women smell your intentions from a mile away. What I do instead is my version of the pickle jar.

I ask for their opinion about stuff that they think they have an idea about. It makes them feel special and smart. Anytime I go shopping, I bring a woman along. I ask her opinion about the shoes, cologne or shirt I’m about to buy. They love giving input. Or I just call randomly to ask about life changing advice. Of course there is nothing life changing about what I’m asking but I play the part. Easy brownie points for later in the night.

ft’s post is the only here that makes any sense, but that’s about par when AF starts discussing relationships.

Amen.

[Robotech]

^ Are you +1ing yourself?

[former_trader]

Yes, and I have no shame doing it.

[igor555]

what the deal with frankarabia, why did he get banned

[former_trader]

^ You would have loved him.

[itera]

@bchad

Becoming a plumber keeps looking better and better…

plumbing school gives a steady 6figure lifestyle run-rate at super low opportunity cost, and bonus manly points.

[guestuser]

Wait, Frankie got banned?