aight so i hollered at a super hot chick at norms 4 am.

[el_macca17]

if no abs = hacksaw, and wharton also = hacksaw, what is hacksaw?

If you truly take everything into account, this should be no problem for you

[Yayyywork]

Search bar AF for definition of hacksaw. Also I agree SRK’s abs are not hacksaw. The man is not hacksaw when it comes to actors, second behind Jerry Seinfeld (who I was not aware is work 820mm)

[system]

@hei.so

@purealpha

The curiosity burns me up inside, I Googled “slang hacksaw” but all I got was the cutting tool.

Yes… and what do you use a cutting tool for?

How would I know, I work in financial markets. Is a hacksaw for wood or metal?

[bchad]

Hacksaw is part of AF lore, much like HCBs.

[system]

Come on guys, stop withholding, this is so cruel. I think CFAvsMBA made it up, who you guys banned, right? From context, it seems like “fly by night”, like some pink sheets trading company? But that could be wrong.

[Yayyywork]

I told you to put hacksaw into the search bar on AF. its literally the second topic.

http://www.analystforum.com/forums/water-cooler/91322833

[system]

Oh I see. Yeah, that’s almost better than the terminator post.

[hei.so]

@purealpha

How would I know, I work in financial markets. Is a hacksaw for wood or metal?

Wood.

[Ramos4rm]

To the OP…never happened. To FT…never happened. To supyogov…I believe that happened.

[Turd_Fergeson]

there really should be an AF dictionary sticky.

[Greenman72]

@purealpha

Is a hacksaw for wood or metal?

Theoretically, a hacksaw is used to cut metal. But it can presumably cut through flesh and vas deferens as well.

CvM (RIP) originally coined the phrase to reference the quality of a person’s education, but it has become AF vernacular to refer to anything substandard as “hacksaw”, e.g. short-sleeve button-down shirts.

[bchad]

If CvM birthed it, then Itera was the midwife, or was it the other way around?

[ltj]

Yeah, I was to understand that everyone is hacksaw except itera and wherever he works/went to school. At least at the professional level.

[higgmond]

@hei.so

@purealpha

How would I know, I work in financial markets. Is a hacksaw for wood or metal?

Wood.

Well played.

[higgmond]

@former_trader

Fast forward 3 weeks later. I’ve come to the realization that these early 20 something chicks have too much energy. She can’t stop busting a dance move anytime a Top 40 song plays at the mall or sporting event. I’ve also realized how our priorities are different. Cuddling and watching one stupid Netflix show after another is a waste of my time. No wonder why I don’t have Netflix. I’d rather watch the Charlie Rose show or IHIHM posting an update on AF on his naked neighbors.

She already has me booked for a new year’s eve party with her fellow lifeguards. The last thing I want to do for new year’s is hang out with a bunch of teen and early 20s lifeguards, half of which are douchey dudes with Mohawk haircuts and orange skin.

It was a fun ride but it’s time to end it soon.

I dated a girl in her early 20’s when I was in my early 30’s and quickly came to the same realization.

[Robotech]

@former_trader

@Yayyywork

Some women are still developing at 21 though. And also at 28 a 21 year old girl would be just far too annoying for me. She needs at least be out of undergrad.

I am officially dating a 22 year old lifeguard so I thought it was a good time to bump this thread. I’m 34.

I swim once a week. 1 month ago, 20 minutes into doing my laps, I notice a HCB lifeguard waiting for me at the end of the lane. She then proceeds to give me a tip on how to use my arms. I found that odd that she would single me out as there were at least 50 people in the pool, some of them beginners. Her role is to make sure no one drowns, not give pointers to turn me into Michael Phelps. I’ve never seen a lifeguard give tips to a stranger outside of swimming classes. My experience has taught me that a woman would never go out of her way to approach a man if she wasn’t interested.

The following week I decide to make a move. I wanted to say “So I’ve been working on my stroke game. Want to meet up tonight and try it out?”, but I decided to keep it a little more classy.

Me: Thanks for the tip last week. If you have any extra swimming pointers, we should grab a drink and talk.

Her: Sure, I would love that.

(Silence)

Me: I have many skills, but guessing your phone number is not one of them. I bet I could figure out the first 3 digits (area code) but you will have to help me out with the 7 others.

Her: You are fast, I don’t even know your name.

Me: You will find that out and much more on our date.

I proceed to enter the area code digits in my phone and stare right back at her expecting the rest.

Me: You have nothing to worry about, I’ll just call you 50 times a day.

She gives her number. I text on the spot my name, put back my phone in my backpack and jump in the pool right in front of her to make a big enough splash to wet her.

Me: Am I already making you wet? (pun intended)

Her: You’re mean.

Me: Thanks for the compliment, I’ve been called worse.

She texts me later that night.

Fast forward 3 weeks later. I’ve come to the realization that these early 20 something chicks have too much energy. She can’t stop busting a dance move anytime a Top 40 song plays at the mall or sporting event. I’ve also realized how our priorities are different. Cuddling and watching one stupid Netflix show after another is a waste of my time. No wonder why I don’t have Netflix. I’d rather watch the Charlie Rose show or IHIHM posting an update on AF on his naked neighbors.

She already has me booked for a new year’s eve party with her fellow lifeguards. The last thing I want to do for new year’s is hang out with a bunch of teen and early 20s lifeguards, half of which are douchey dudes with Mohawk haircuts and orange skin.

It was a fun ride but it’s time to end it soon.

NEVER HAPPENED

[Robotech]

Ramos, ^ That’s how you do it. RIP CFAvsMBA.

Seriously though, FT, congratulations.

[Ghibli]

Most of you all are nuts. Women do age. Always take the younger version, especially for the long term. These posts seem to imply they will be 22 forever. News flash. Not the case. Sounds like some of you are trying to justify that over the hill potato sack you’re sleeping next to.

[Robotech]

The thing is…when she turns 23, she’ll dump him for someone else. It would’ve never lasted anyway.

[el_macca17]

No real point in committing to her at that age because theres no guarantee she won’t grow out of you.