Glad somebody gets the nonsense I post. On the real though, the hail Mary saved my life at 19, even got her the egg McMuffin after.
Of all the things I’ve ever debated on the internet, I’m glad this is the one someone accused me of being sheltered over.
I’ll give you the point that a strip club is designed to be visited with your friends to let loose and have some fun. But, ain’t no way in hell I’d ever pay for an actual lap dance when the world is filled with chicks who are DYING to do that crap to men for free. Women love sex just as much as men. And it’s not like talking to random strangers is illegal.
Ultimately, your argument was flimsy (shocker) and falls back on nonsequiturs amid some rambling tangents. Take the instance where you have a girlfriend/wife. There is literally no downside to going with or without her (assuming she’s cool) since really nothing you said applies.
If you’re broke and small denominations mean anything maybe you have some form of an argument, but that’s just sad for other reasons. Also throws the whole ‘world is filled with’ argument, since anyone worthwhile isn’t typically lining up to date people rationalizing $20. In reality, a high quality dancer has skills and atmosphere that non-professionals don’t. It’s just different, not better or worse, just a different thing. It simply adds to the party. In addition you don’t have to bother with all of the other annoying aspects like talking to people you aren’t interested in. Lastly, with minimum effort, any reasonably normal guy can stroll into a bar, have drinks with friends, and have multiple attractive girls simultaneously lap dance, finish their lunch and go back to whatever it was they were doing.
All of your rambling about women love sex and dying to do this or that completely misses the point. Those points were never debated, nor are they remotely mutually exclusive of this unless you live in some idiotic world where enjoying ribs means you should never order a burger. It’s as I pointed out, the sheltered worldview of someone who is talking with no idea what they’re really rambling about.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is how Water-Cooler found out you were a stripper.
Man, I’m in the mood to go the club after reading these posts! Been a while!
This is just the wrong crowd for strip clubs. Your average 6’4" 210lb, lean, Adonis-esque, absurdly charming and wealthy AFer would have women falling over themselves to give lapdances constantly, as CEO10k says. It serves no purpose for this demographic.
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i like the idea of paying for hookers. but strip clubs kind of turn me off at least in the us because you dont get to penetrate and it is too expensive… i’ve only been to the strip club 3-5 times.
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one was actually a brothel, not in the us.
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when my friend turned 18.
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when i was early twenties, and ppl from hs came back so it was like a reunion. i had bball shorts on. a stripper actually didnt want to dance on me because she didnt want to feel my wood.
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with my politician friend who wanted to blow stacks, he also took us to a massage place too. he spent money so it was all good.
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bachelor party when i was 26 ish for vegas. it was what everybody wanted to do. i prefer chasing tail.
i actually split a group once becaue poltician wanted to go to strip cluib but i matched with some chick in okcupid. it was in vegas and she picked me up at marquee i think or aria and she took me and a couple buddies back to our penthouse suite in palazzo.we hooked up. the 2 buddies that came with me also adopted my philosophy on strip clubvs as well. my politician friend brought home a stripper with the other group later too. it was interesting.
Get a load of this guy, proving you’re about three steps behind on everything you still haven’t figured out I’m a dude who is not Magic Mike. Great breakthrough Einstein, I haven’t seen you this diametrically opposed to something since you got outraged against paying $80 for a wallet. You’d think a Yale* graduate would have pieced that one together. Literally the only part of your point that actually equates to some form of a logical “either or” is the $20 involved. May god have mercy on your soul.
*of Colorado
Getting mad at someone over the internet and saying rude things about their education, beer tastes, spending habits in response to them calling people who pay for lap dances - frequent lap dances - cucks, is exactly what a cuck would do.
Now let me explain this to you one last time - I would 100x rather be a dumbass - as you have so professionally proved I am - than EVER be a cuck.
Yawn, too easy. I declare victory over CEO.
Doublepost and self quote in one greenie.
You’re right but I think its funny and the poor reasoning is too tempting.
I have to agree with Greenman actually. I’d argue against BS, but it’s too easy, like defeating a small child.
Please give me your office address so I may send you a victory gift.
Ok, to be fair it seems a lot more personal than it is. Being the anonymous internet, you made (IMO) a weakly reasoned cuck claim and I dug into it. It is not meant to actually irritate you, I just treat this place like a waste bin for IRL. I’m sure you’re great in person just messing around, sincerely hope all is well, probably owe you a lap dance for your troubles.
I’m not actually upset nor offended. If you ever stop by my office though without letting me buy you a coorse light, then I will be.
Chances are - you’ve stepped foot in my office to give us a presentation, you just don’t know it.
Fair enough though we’re small buyside so we don’t travel much.
Glad to see that de-escalated