Im dead serious...

[krnyc2008]

@former_trader

krnyc, have you ever lied to a guy about the number of sexual partners you’ve had? Be honest.

No guy happened to ask me yet.

I once lied to a girlfriend, but I inflated the number. I don’t know if that counts.

[system]

@Systematic

Well, I was shitty and I straight up went up to her at the bar and bit her neck…

heh…you should try this in the middle east…seriously

[whatsyourgovt]

@Systematic

^I had almost the same thing happen to me. Went to catchup with a girl I hadnt seen in years, I learned she is madly in love w/ dude thats gonna be a doctor or something. We had about 4 drinks then I was beat’n cheeks. This girl seems so innocent to, dear god I hope that’s never happened to me.

This girl from sat said she hasnt had sex in 9 months, what say you, water cooler? Truth or not? She’s 32. I think she’s trying to settle down and make sure the guy is serious? She made me food, we made out, then she kicked me out because I was try’n to molest too much. After date 2 we kissed at the front foor for like a minute but she didnt invite me in. Trying to play her cards right?

I would pull and OJ if that first paragraph happened to me.

I was once told by a girl i was seeing that if she cooked for me, that was a true sign she was in love with me. I’m going to give this girl the benefit of the doubt and say she is telling the truth. You already know this, but if you’re not looking for a lt fling, you are wasting your time.

[Systematic]

@krnyc2008

@Systematic

I dunno dude, this stuff works better when the girl is used to 2,000 guys per day trying to make small talk with them and they need a guy w/ balls of steel. She ate it up though and immediately told me I’m her type. She said I’m the most forward guy she’s ever met (Im not, srs). One day I’m gonna just lick a girl accross the face… I havent had the balls to do that yet though.

Not a complete stranger, I met her earlier that day and talked to her for about 2 minutes at a poool party then didnt speak again for like 5 hours when I bit her when we ended up at the same bar. I still dont think she knows my name.

This seems very very strange, but I am no specialist in the whole “pick up at the bar” thing

Neither am I, I’m just a specialist at being a drunk guy at the bar that wants to lay pipe

[krnyc2008]

@Systematic

@krnyc2008

@Systematic

I dunno dude, this stuff works better when the girl is used to 2,000 guys per day trying to make small talk with them and they need a guy w/ balls of steel. She ate it up though and immediately told me I’m her type. She said I’m the most forward guy she’s ever met (Im not, srs). One day I’m gonna just lick a girl accross the face… I havent had the balls to do that yet though.

Not a complete stranger, I met her earlier that day and talked to her for about 2 minutes at a poool party then didnt speak again for like 5 hours when I bit her when we ended up at the same bar. I still dont think she knows my name.

This seems very very strange, but I am no specialist in the whole “pick up at the bar” thing

Neither am I, I’m just a specialist at being a drunk guy at the bar that wants to lay pipe

Isn’t it a definition of the “bar pick up”?

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@krnyc2008

@former_trader

krnyc, have you ever lied to a guy about the number of sexual partners you’ve had? Be honest.

No guy happened to ask me yet.

So…

[stormyhotel]

28 freaking pages! I have succumbed to this no fap epidemic. I want to try it out and see what the fuss is all about. Can someone summarize the rules for me.

[krnyc2008]

@Sweep_the_Leg

@krnyc2008

@former_trader

krnyc, have you ever lied to a guy about the number of sexual partners you’ve had? Be honest.

No guy happened to ask me yet.

So…

Nothing to be proud about

[Systematic]

^Virgin

[krnyc2008]

@Systematic

^Virgin

You got me!

[Greenman72]

@Systematic

I dunno dude, this stuff works better when the girl is used to 2,000 guys per day trying to make small talk with them and they need a guy w/ balls of steel. She ate it up though and immediately told me I’m her type. She said I’m the most forward guy she’s ever met (Im not, srs). One day I’m gonna just lick a girl accross the face… I havent had the balls to do that yet though.

“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

[Systematic]

@krnyc2008

@Systematic

^Virgin

You got me!

Seriously, what’s the number?

[Ivan_Drago]

The no-fap thread has been compromised by some idiotic discussions. The project failed. The thread is actually for fapping rather than no-fapping and deserves to be nuked.

[Systematic]

What bro? Im 65 days in and have only fapped twice! Its still going strong, my longest streak is 41 days… Im ubber commited this time, Drago.

[Aether]

WTF is this thread. I came in looking for some numbers, but all I see is some tool making up shite about how he likes to bite female necks at bars/clubs. I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on the link when I did.

[iheartiheartmath]

@Systematic

@krnyc2008

@Systematic

^Virgin

You got me!

Seriously, what’s the number?

Assuming she’s 25 and has been doing guys since 18 at an average pace of one every 2-3 months, I would estimate her number to be between 35-45.

[former_trader]

I say she’s between 5 and 10. Wasn’t there a LTR in there?

[krnyc2008]

@iheartiheartmath

@Systematic

@krnyc2008

@Systematic

^Virgin

You got me!

Seriously, what’s the number?

Assuming she’s 25 and has been doing guys since 18 at an average pace of one every 2-3 months, I would estimate her number to be between 35-45.

Too many ASSumptions here.

[krnyc2008]

@former_trader

I say she’s between 5 and 10. Wasn’t there a LTR in there?

Touché on reading comprehension skills, but you are still off:)

[former_trader]

Something I noticed with chicks is that when they’re between relationships, they really get their numbers high. Whether it’s for revenge, validation or to convince themselves they’re still hot, they lower their standards and have fun with several guys until they meet their next BF.