Not really, and I don’t think he is the type to either. If it’s a shot in the gut, yeah, I’d be fine with that, but if it’s coming upstairs, I’d be responding full force. In fairness though, outside the ring, I typically just wrestle people down because it’s safer for both parties. I’m just saying, I’m not gonna stand there and get F’d up by anyone capable of landing a real punch. If it’s a 150 lb dude with no fighting background, sure i’d let him swing, but def not this guy.
Maybe the whole thing is a plan this chick conceived to make BS and Mr. 5-6 fight. Some chicks get turned on with fights. The only logical conclusion is that she’s planning a MMF.
I’ve always wandered what would happen when an unstoppable force bangs the ex of an immovable object, effectively sending the two into a collision trajectory.
Clearly, in a social circle that is increasingly apparently populated by multiple versions of BS, the superior male can only be determined by a fight to the death. This both explains and necessitates the 20:1 ratio of M:F. You need to embrace the warrior spirit and accept that only one male here is going to survive.
You know guys, I think we really accomplished something special here today. Sure we didn’t solve income inquality or figure out how to become the next Lloyd Blankfein, but we helped a guy who banged an friends ex and was concerned about it and now he isn’t worried about it. I personally hope he bangs her again after the next Penguins game because it’ll make this whole thing just a bit more interesting.
Until next time…
Black Swan, are you Bi? You kinda always sound like you might be - always working out, stayin glean, and doing all that physical stuff.
Why don’t the three of you just go at it? Win/Win/Win
Lol, at the last 3.
Getting sucker punched in the face will really fuck any ody up. It’s not like the movies where people shake it off. You will break you jaw, nose, occular or something unless the punch misses. I’ve seen it happen with people who don’t have any martial arts background. If you black out, fall and hit your head you could die. Happens pretty frequently actually. So, no, taking a punch is always a bad idea.
I like TRH suggestion. Who doesn’t like a little Eiffel Tower, TRH included.
Did she dump him?
I second the threesome. You all love spending so much time together in a wet kayak handling a long pole, there is probably plenty of sexual tension.
I don’t understand…you want to wife her but you only like her 5-6? She’s probably working her way through the kayak group b. I’d say night her up a couple more times to get it out of your system. You know yourself best and even you said you lose interest quickly. By the time your secret surfaces the dude won’t care anymore because he’ll probably be gettin ass somewhere too…maybe your ex…that would be ironic but would you care if he banged an ex you broke up with a while ago? Not if youve been gettin it elsewhere…the kitty heals all pain.
A fine example of why it’s not a good idea to $hit where you sleep.
What’s most important to you here - the male friend, the chick, or the kayaking? Personally, I think the best course for you is to tell the friend what happened. If it comes out later and you didn’t tell him, that’s much worse than telling him now; he’ll feel like a fool. And I don’t see why punches would be warranted.
But I imagine the kayaking part would suffer the most. I doubt all three of you will still be kayaking together a few months from now. Too much drama. Might be a good idea to start looking for other kayaking friends.
Without even reading the last i dunno 5 replies… just don’t throw the first… counter dat seet.
BSwan… You’s a boxer.
Ain’t no need for that mma fancy stuff…
I’m pretty sure you could counter with anything you want…
if you’re a nice guy at heart, then just give him a jab, after he throws some bullsheet.
he won’t want no part after that… navy seal or whatever sheet… 95% probability he’ll back down.
and he’ll feel manly enough that he threw the first whatever the fck he try to throw…
I think you owe it to yourself, from what I know, BS, to just go with your heart at this point…
ha ha…
Be a man…and fk her again.
but seriously, 3 billion + women and you had to do this one.
I’m more interested in how the chick is rationalizing this though…have you spoken to her?
^ Yeah, BSwan. She needs to explain a few things here on AF since this thread already is four pages long and no consensus has been reached. Maybe you could tell her to come here, create a user account and discuss the situation with “Da Forum”.
Mon-Fri 11am-4pm ET is a good time to catch most of the AF crew.
Tell her to choose the name “kayak_girl” or something else that we can identify.
lol, all fair points.
Yes, a pic would be nice. The hotter she is the more understandable the action. Lots of variables. I feel like we need a quant here to map this out.
Yo BS, I closed down a Manhattan spot last night. At the end of the night me and this white girl were getting cozy. I found out shortly after bar close that she was rocking a tongue ring. It was amazing. Now I’m hungover sipping on some Gatorade+5 Hour Energy.
Throughout my life, I’ve learned that people like us (drink way to hard on weeknights) should never combine forces. But on a more serious note, ever head down to Philly? I’d be up for partying there in a few weeks.