Stripper AMA

krnyc2008 · January 8, 2016, 2:02am

KMeriwetherD:

krnyc2008:

KMeriwetherD:

StallionDis:

I guess my only question is how were you able to compete at such a high level as a triathlete while working odd hours as a stripper shaking the money maker? There is a huge disconnect here but please carry on.

This job was specifically why I was able to train an elite program and still be able to eat. We make our own hours… 5 hours shifts, work longer if you want. I am working a ton of hours right now since I am moving and want to afford to make the place look like the restoration hardward catalog. When I was training 20-30 hours a week, I only worked about 15-20 hours/ week. I remember doing bike rides on my trainer at 2am because that is the schedule I was on. actually working at night is ideal… since then you have the middle of the day to do outdoor workouts

And what finance experience are you currently getting? If none, I suggest you reduce the hours (f…k the silly furniture) and try get any sort of internship, even unpaid. Exams mean nothing w/out experience.

Indeed. Test results don’t come out until the 26th. I figure, since I don’t know my next move until then might as well work every day. This way, when I cut back to study or work an under paying internship at least will will be living in style Meanwhile, since my interests are pointing toward market making, I have been picking up some programing skills with the help of my friend. Wrote my first code for my trading platform the other day… it worked! Also, learning through trial and error with my own trading.

Don’t ever reveal the stripping experience on the interview

GuyOnABuffalo · January 8, 2016, 3:05am

haters gonna hate. I’d hire ya. Especially if you wore that dress!

geo · January 8, 2016, 3:34am

krnyc2008:

Ghibli:

krnyc2008:

Ghibli:

krnyc2008:

KMeriwetherD:

StallionDis:

I guess my only question is how were you able to compete at such a high level as a triathlete while working odd hours as a stripper shaking the money maker? There is a huge disconnect here but please carry on.

This job was specifically why I was able to train an elite program and still be able to eat. We make our own hours… 5 hours shifts, work longer if you want. I am working a ton of hours right now since I am moving and want to afford to make the place look like the restoration hardward catalog. When I was training 20-30 hours a week, I only worked about 15-20 hours/ week. I remember doing bike rides on my trainer at 2am because that is the schedule I was on. actually working at night is ideal… since then you have the middle of the day to do outdoor workouts

And what finance experience are you currently getting? If none, I suggest you reduce the hours (f…k the silly furniture) and try get any sort of internship, even unpaid. Exams mean nothing w/out experience.

Just a bit of a dramatic exaggeration…Nothing? Passed all three certainly greater than failed level one. This idea started has caution to not view as a golden ticket, but passing all three is definitely worth something. Possibly even more than a Masters from hacksaw U.

With the combination of the stripping experience? I insist it’s not getting you a full time job in front office. That’s why I am stressing she takes any ANY related internship if she can

The stripper experience IS why she will go straight to the front office, assuming she exists and is hot. Jack your testosterone to around 800 and you’ll understand.

No respectable financial institution will willingly take that kind of headline risk imo

So she’s good pretty much everywhere?

bchad · January 8, 2016, 5:38am

geo:

krnyc2008:

Ghibli:

krnyc2008:

Ghibli:

krnyc2008:

KMeriwetherD:

StallionDis:

I guess my only question is how were you able to compete at such a high level as a triathlete while working odd hours as a stripper shaking the money maker? There is a huge disconnect here but please carry on.

This job was specifically why I was able to train an elite program and still be able to eat. We make our own hours… 5 hours shifts, work longer if you want. I am working a ton of hours right now since I am moving and want to afford to make the place look like the restoration hardward catalog. When I was training 20-30 hours a week, I only worked about 15-20 hours/ week. I remember doing bike rides on my trainer at 2am because that is the schedule I was on. actually working at night is ideal… since then you have the middle of the day to do outdoor workouts

And what finance experience are you currently getting? If none, I suggest you reduce the hours (f…k the silly furniture) and try get any sort of internship, even unpaid. Exams mean nothing w/out experience.

Just a bit of a dramatic exaggeration…Nothing? Passed all three certainly greater than failed level one. This idea started has caution to not view as a golden ticket, but passing all three is definitely worth something. Possibly even more than a Masters from hacksaw U.

With the combination of the stripping experience? I insist it’s not getting you a full time job in front office. That’s why I am stressing she takes any ANY related internship if she can

The stripper experience IS why she will go straight to the front office, assuming she exists and is hot. Jack your testosterone to around 800 and you’ll understand.

No respectable financial institution will willingly take that kind of headline risk imo

So she’s good pretty much everywhere?

ha ha ha. Well played indeed!

Griingo · January 8, 2016, 9:19am

Loving this thread.

AF, forum of trolls, falling hook line and sinker for a profile claiming to be a high class stripper CFA candidate.

Griingo · January 8, 2016, 9:35am

I’ve never got the appeal of strippers, like the age old adage, it’s like going out for dinner where the waiter brings out a steak and just waves it around in your face then takes all your money.

Last time I was at a strip club it was at a stag do and we were there during the day in a small city in England. Needless to say, the ladies weren’t of the highest calibre. During a group lap dance (all shades of wrong) one of the lovelies, presumably sensing my disinterest, grabbed the bottle of beer I was drinking, shoved it into her gash and handed it back to me. 1st time in my life I’ve not finished a beer.

best part of this thread is that Canadians call strippers peelers.

itera · January 8, 2016, 1:13pm

Seriously? That’s disgusting. Even for a normal girl to do that…

Mike79 · January 8, 2016, 2:21pm

Ya…like I said - high school (that was 20 years ago).

I was up in MTL 4 or 5 years ago for a wedding (with the wife - who went to school there). I don’t think I could convince her to go to to the stippers.

dwheats · January 8, 2016, 3:07pm

It feels so real!

krnyc2008 · January 8, 2016, 3:18pm

Aha. Like Santa for kids

krnyc2008 · January 8, 2016, 3:23pm

I doubt any normal (let alone prude) girl would do it. I think it’s disgusting on so many levels. But I generally don’t get the idea of bringing food in the bedroom, so maybe that’s why I don’t find it hot at all

bchad · January 8, 2016, 3:26pm

Bait-and-switch is when you tell your partner at the store that the Reddi-Wip is for extra fun in the bedroom, but then you use it all up on the pumpkin pie at dinner…

Sweep_the_Leg · January 8, 2016, 3:29pm

/r/objects

There’s a subreddit for everything. Obviously very NSFW. Since I didn’t technically link to it, I think I’m within the rules.

krnyc2008 · January 8, 2016, 3:49pm

I think I’ll pass

system · January 8, 2016, 6:38pm

KMeriwetherD:

reading though I have these comments:

The establishment I work at is of a different nature than what you guys have experienced. I will even go so far to say as there is a difference between “strip clubs” and “gentleman’s club” . They both have downfalls and perks. Obviously you all seem to be describing the “strip club”. Perks …(more likely extras, cheap, downright unforgetable (even if you want to forget!) Downfalls…(girls often 80% hacksaw, seedy and emabarassing) The Gentleman’s club …perks… (better looking women, often full resturant + full top shelf bar, enviroment is less sleazy) downfalls… (much more PG rated experience, more expensive). And those are more guidlines than rules …the place I work with can lean more in the “strip club” direction during the crappy shifts where the girls who let themself go still try to hustle a few bucks.

Dress code is a big difference. In the strip clubs you wear whatever whore- wear you want. No dress code for the dancers. Where I work, we have to wear a specific kind of sturdy g-string and also, after 7pm, are required to wear “gowns”. That just means sexy long dresses, they can be two piece. So no, Bchad, won’t be just lounging about in a g-string and bra… (tacky!) I have taken to purchasing non-stripper dresses for work. I am 36 so I don’t want to wear the gaudy crap they make for the young dancers. Here is an actual Norma Kamali dress that I bought and work in very often. Again, I limit the men I will appeal to since it is more conservative, but I tend to attract the kind who don’t want to hang with a “stripper”. I might miss out on some money, but I also don’t have to deal with the crap I hear some of the other girls(who dress more like strippers) complain about.

never happened

igor555 · January 8, 2016, 7:41pm

whoa

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/club-madonna-where-13-year-old-allegedly-stripped-is-miamis-worst-strip-club-reviewers-say-6528261

Turd_Fergeson · January 10, 2016, 6:00pm

So who is going to lead this fact finding mission to Philly?

higgmond · January 12, 2016, 7:41pm

KMD. Does your club offer limo service to/from the stadiums?

KMeriwetherD · January 12, 2016, 11:03pm

^yes, we do have that complementary service when the driver is available.

higgmond · January 13, 2016, 2:57pm

^ Was your club ever voted the best gentleman’s club in the country?