^ok, I see what you are doing here. Let’s not play… which club is KMD at. I don’t want to use analyst forum to drum up business. I am happy to give my perspective on the industry. For a public message board I will stop there.
^ There are only 3 places it could be based what you’ve already shared. I haven’t been in such an establishment in 15 years or so and have no plans to visit one anytime soon though, so doesn’t personally matter to me. I just like trying to figure things out.
^indeed, I figurered you were just having a little fun… but who knows how many poeple are seeing thread. It feels a little inappropriate to be like… hey everone!.. come on down to Club such and such to see me dance! I would, however, get a kick out of someone running into me at work inadvertently. Remember the code word… “hacksaw” 
I won’t need the code word, but if STL visits Philly anytime soon, I’ll PM him the 3 places he needs to visit 
looks like M knows what she doing
Not going until it warms up. I can only imagine how many times I’ll get my ass kicked by the bouncers if I go up to every dancer and whisper, “hacksaw.” That doesn’t sound like someting a serial killer would say at all…
Wear a T-shirt with the picture of a hacksaw on it.
With your love for American Psycho, it would only make sense
^OMG…past three posts! Hahahaaa! I love you guys
She gave her stage name earlier in the thread, although maybe she subsequently deleted it. Ironically, I was just in Center City for a luncheon and was tempted to take a detour on the way back to the office to do a little investigating, but thought better of it.
So I just did a dance for some guy who also got the news this week that he passed L1… that was adorable
never happened
Maybe he was an AFer. Time to look in the L1 forum to find out who.
Would be a great story for the grandkids
Nice, what would you say was the elasticity of his pants?
That’s a given…
#PlusOne
KMD- obviously guys get horny when they’re receiving a dance, but do you get horny when you’re giving a dance? Or have you become desensitized and not so much?
#HonestQuestion
^You’re assuming that she used to get turned on…once upon a time. Maybe she never did.
This is like the opposite of that Veronica Vain pornstar that quit a Lazard internship to purse “other opportunities”.
For Monkey…
Euro guys… don’t get the tipping culture. They just want to talk and take up your time and then give you $4.
20something guys… separate them from their pack they are gold mines. Don’t want to quit… repeat visits to the ATM. In their pack they are the worst. Total bro behavior.
Aussies… these guys are nuts… like, actually crazy.
White guys in suits puffing cigars… don’t waste my time. To proud to spend. They tend to like bimbos. You would think my knowledge of scotch and such would impress them but i think it actually turns them off.
Asian guys… absolutely aloof or VERY kind and they fall in love.
Mexicans…don’t speak very good English but if one guy in the group gets a dance, they ALL will. You have to keep an eye on them though. As soon as you let your guard down they will try anything they can get away with. However they know they are out line so when you scold them they just smile innocently and wait to try it again. Its actually kinda cute.
Women customers… these are the worst because it is hard to get a read on them. They are either totally not into it so overcompensating by being really disrespectful to the dancers or they are really really into it and think they can literally molest us in any way because we are both women. Either way it is awkward.
Of course these are generalizations and to actually go about my business with these stereotypes would end up costing me. Most guys and gals are well behaved and forgettable. It is just when these categories stand out, this is typically how.