Types of People You Can't Trust

This confirms it. CFAvsMBA is one of these guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54

If it’s blocked at work: Key and Peele “Black Republicans” sketch.

Sometimes you simply don’t trust their spelling.

Suit trousers and no belt is creepy as fuck

you americanised that fine surname?

People with mustaches or it’s modern day descendent, the pornstache.

I would also add single men with cats and black men that listen to Barry Manilow.

Yup, I’ve experienced those dirty looks many many times. I tend not to have more than one drink around those “judgemental folk”

I try to make it as awkward as possible. When I’ve actually driven them to drink out of pure frustration, I consider it a personal victory.

Your way is probably nicer.

or their vision…

I met this hot chick recently who is making me crazy. Mixed signals, crazy stories from friends, I’m screwed. Tried to stay away from her then she texts me and it starts over again. She isn’t even super cool, just super hot…

  1. politicians

  2. clowns

  3. magicians (s200 excluded obviously)

In that order.

What about people in AA?

^That’s a 4x mulitplier right there.

males that deny they enjoy a catchy pop tune

I think this is changing where I am. I hear a lot of guys say they like Katy Perry, Taylor Swift. Not many will admit they like the One Direction hits though. I’ll carry that torch.

^As noted before, I’ll admit that Frozen was a good movie, and Let It Go was a good song…the first few hundred times.

People who sell firewood are usually untrustworthy.

I didn’t; it was done for me when I was too small to fight it.

Why do you discount me by 90%?

Sorry. I can’t hold my alcohol. I’m asian and suffer from “asian glow”.

From Wikipedia: Since the mutation is a genetic issue, there is no cure for the flush reaction. Prevention would include not drinking alcohol.